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tuesday night kamilla and i were cooking dinner in the common room of one of the dorms when two of my credit cards and my student id were stolen. apparently while we were hunched over our spinach salad, someone came in, opened my wallet and swiped my stuff. my friend's student id also got stolen.
unfortunately for the person who stole my student id card, i only had $1.14 on it.according to the student id office, which tracks alls purchases made with the card (disturbing in and of itself, but the topic of another day's post) and apparently the theif used it to buy snacks from a vending machine at 2am. (so it's a fatty thief.) hope his flesh is cushy enough to protect him the wooden baseball bat that i'm going to use to get my $1.14 back.
admitted--i lack the guts. and the sports equippment. but i would really like to find that fucker.
suddenly everyone becomes a suspect. every mildly plump passer-by is potentially the person who swiped by stuff.
unfortunately for the person who stole my student id card, i only had $1.14 on it.according to the student id office, which tracks alls purchases made with the card (disturbing in and of itself, but the topic of another day's post) and apparently the theif used it to buy snacks from a vending machine at 2am. (so it's a fatty thief.) hope his flesh is cushy enough to protect him the wooden baseball bat that i'm going to use to get my $1.14 back.
admitted--i lack the guts. and the sports equippment. but i would really like to find that fucker.
suddenly everyone becomes a suspect. every mildly plump passer-by is potentially the person who swiped by stuff.