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[theonescarlett]

"I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs."

I'm not kidding when I say that I'll marry Demetri Martin one day.

No, I'm serious.

Stop laughing.

It'll happen.

Oh yeah,

Be jealous. Because my best friends are fuckin extreme and you are not.

HA!

DOUBLE HA!