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[nextboywonder]

To: The Scary One
From: The Nice One

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[nextboywonder]

To: The one who secretly likes it
From: The one with the puppy-dog eyes



Sexual harassment?
I've got the blond lawyer, just so you know.

[metzebd]

To: The one I'll be dumping at the laundromat
From: The one who is currently have a nice conversation with Davey, who is actually a responsible teaboy.

If you keep sending me these winking smileys, yes.
Hm...we'll see whose side he's on.

[nextboywonder]

To: The one who'll totally regret dumping me
From: The one with the never ending supply of smilies



Oh yeah?
Oh yeah??

[metzebd]

To: The one who has it all wrong
From: The one who hates smiley faces now

Oh yes

[nextboywonder]

To: The frustrated & pouting one
From: The very much amused one



Well, I don't think so!

[metzebd]

To: The one who is really too young to understand the difference between pouting and moping.
From: The one who is NOT pouting at all.

Well, I do.

[nextboywonder]

To: The pouting one who's too old to remember any of this tomorrow, anyway
From: The one who will gladly remind you



I don't.
We can go on like this forever and ever!

[metzebd]

To: The ignorant one.
From: The astute one.

If I didn't restrain myself, I'd hunt you down right now and threaten you to stop sending me these emails with winking smileys.

[nextboywonder]

To: The emo one
From: The cheerful one



Oh yes, there was something about you and intimidating,
wasn't there? I think I kinda missed that.

[metzebd]

To: The one who needs to work on his vocabulary.
From: The one who thinks this is getting mundane.

If you were standing next to me, you would think otherwise.

[nextboywonder]

To: The one who prides himself on swallowing a thesaurus
From: The one who has cupcakes



Well, seeing how you refuse to hunt me down
and I refuse to bring you cupcakes - not gonna happen.

[metzebd]

To: The one who needs to do his goddamn job and bring over the cupcakes.
From: The one who is seriously contemplating hunting you down.

Give me those cupcakes.

[nextboywonder]

To: The one to lazy to follow through with his plans
From: The one who shall be drawing smilies onto cupcakes



Can't make me.

[metzebd]

To: The one who needs to stop being stubborn.
From: The one who is getting very angry.

The one who shall be drawing smilies onto cupcakes
YOU WOULDN'T.

[nextboywonder]

To: The one who should care about his blood pressure
From: The one who won't stop nudging



Only onto those not spiked with coffee.
Pick your poison!

[metzebd]

To: The one who should watch his step from now on.
From: The one who is currently researching methods of torture online.

Making me choose.
That is just cruel.