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[drake_on_call]

Who: Drake and Christoph
What: Aromatherapy
When: This afternoon at 2
Where: Bed, Bath, and Beyond
Why: Brilliant plan

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[metzebd]

Christoph had been sitting in the lobby idly waiting for Drake to arrive. He had went down to the lobby early, because he was always early, never on time, early. He waved at Drake when he saw him and walked over.

"I know I've said I'd help, but I think I should be able to know what you're planning. So, what's this brilliant plan of yours?"

[drake_on_call]

"Do you know anything about aromatherapy?"

[metzebd]

"Aromatherapy?" Christoph looked at Drake curiously, "No I don't really know anything about aromatherapy next to the fact that it can be relaxing, be an aphrodisiac if applied correctly, and that it smells good." He paused, "But what is this all about?"

[drake_on_call]

"I will explain everything in due time," he said mysteriously. "We're going to Bed, Bath, and Beyond."

[metzebd]

"Okay then," Christoph smirked, "Don't tell me." He started walking out of the lobby with Drake, "Do you want to drive?"

[drake_on_call]

"Yeah, whatever," he said dismissively. He led Christoph across the street to his car. After they got in, he turned to the other man.

"So, I'm planning a seduction and I need candles. I man, normally, I would never do the candles thing--I mean, please, seduction is a fine art and if you're gonna be so obvious and tacky about it, you might as well just try the 'nice shoes, wanna fuck?' tack--but desperate times call for desperate measures which call for sexy candles."

[metzebd]

Christoph got into the car after Drake, buckling his seatbelt.

"Sexy candles?" Christoph stifled a laugh, "Ahem, yes of course, candles it is. So, candles. What kind of candles were you thinking of and how do you plan to make this work?"

[drake_on_call]

"You light a bunch of candles and take all your clothes off and lay on the bed and then they come over and find you. Duh, haven't you ever seen a movie love scene?"

[metzebd]

"Yes, I have seen a movie love scene, I just didn't think anyone would try to copy it. Oh and remind me to not go over to your house in the next couple of weeks then." Christoph smiled jokingly, "So, I'm guessing all this preparation is for that special someone, then?"

[drake_on_call]

"Yes. If we have sex and he dumps me, then okay, but if he doesn't then I know we have something work working at. I mean, I doubt I need to go all out on it, but if this is the last time I have sex for, like, six months, it might as well be extra good."

[metzebd]

"Don't you think you should talk to him first before doing all this? Straighten things out between the two of you? I thought you said that you guys agreed to wait."

[drake_on_call]

"No, no, no, no more talking. Talking has gotten us exactly nowhere," he said as they pulled in to BB&B.

[metzebd]

"If you think so," Christoph said, "But I'm just saying that if he does want to talk to you, that you should give him one more chance before...I don't know, jumping him."

[drake_on_call]

"You think he wants to talk to me? Is there soemthing you know that I don't?"

[metzebd]

Christoph decided it would be best for Forrest to find Drake and talk to him. "I'm just saying that...I don't want you to regret this decision."

[drake_on_call]

"Why would I regret this decision?" he asked, alarmed. He put a hand on Christoph's arm, gripping it tightly. "What are you not telling me?"