haha, this is cute! ...

[theoneandonly04]

A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office
> when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not
> bought her a gift.
>
> So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he
> sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie's
> are.
>
> The girl responds: "Which one? We have:
>
> Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
> Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
> Shopping Barbie: $19.95
> Surfer Barbie: $19.95
> Disco Barbie: $19.95 AND
> Divorced Barbie: $299.95
>
> Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
> other Barbie's are $19.95?"
>
> Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":
> Ken's Car
> Ken's House
> Ken's Boat
> Ken's furniture
> Ken's jewelry
> Ken's money
> Ken's computer, and
> Ken's best friend