No Nonsense Personality Inventory!
Now, this is a personality test I can really get into... this one really reveals the true me.
For each item, answer:
L = Like me
S = Somewhat like me
N = Not like me
_N_ 01. I salivate at the sight of mittens.
_L_ 02. At times I am afraid that my toes will fall off.
_L_ 03. As an infant, I had very few hobbies.
_L_ 04. Some people look at me.
_S_ 05. I often use the word "feh."
_L_ 06. Spinach makes me feel alone.
_N_ 07. Sometimes I steal objects like medicine balls and aviaries.
_L_ 08. Dirty stories make me think of sex.
_L_ 09. Cousins are not to be trusted.
_L_ 10. Other people’s warts do not make me feel self-conscious.
_L_ 11. Sometimes I think someone is trying to take over my stomach.
_S_ 12. I often think I am a special agent of Carl Rogers.
_L_ 13. I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.
_N_ 14. My teeth sometimes leave my body.
_L_ 15. Plaid stamps are better than green stamps.
_N_ 16. Recently I have been getting shorter.
_L_ 17. I think I would like the work of a hummingbird.
_S_ 18. I have always been disturbed by the size of Lincoln’s ears.
_L_ 19. I often repeat myself.
_L_ 20. I often repeat myself.
_L_ 21. Most of the time I go to sleep without saying goodbye.
_L_ 22. It makes me angry to have people bury me.
_N_ 23. Chiclets make me sweat.
_L_ 24. I believe that I smell as good as most people.
_L_ 25. Most people vomit out of spite.
_L_ 26. Most people stay in the bathtub until they look like a raisin.
_S_ 27. Constantly losing my underwear doesn’t bother me.
_L_ 28. It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I am in a room full of cockroaches.
_L_ 29. I believe that halitosis is better than no breath at all.
_S_ 30. Weeping brings tears to my eyes.
_L_ 31. I believe in life after birth.
_N_ 32. I like to put chameleons on plaid cloth.
_S_ 33. Some songs make me burp.
_N_ 34. I often dream of Kate Smith.
_L_ 35. I never seem to finish what I
Now, copy and paste this into your own journal, answer these questions, and reveal your true self to all of us. We promise not to judge you too harshly.