Everything you need to know about Charles, in 26 letters!
[A is for age]: 37
[B is for beer of choice]: Currently, Samuel Adams Brown Ale. Generally, Guinness.
[C is for career]: Rodeo clown.
[D is for favorite Drink]: Bombay Sapphire gimlet, or Chivas Regal w/ soda and a lime, or Jameson's straight up. Oh, did you not mean alcoholic drink? I assumed you did...
[E is for Essential item you use everyday]: Uniball deluxe micro ink pen.
[F is for Favorite song at the moment]: Three have me hooked right now: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Still In Love; Rufus Wainwright, It's Only A Paper Moon; and Calexico, Sunken Waltz.
[G is for favorite Game]: Trivial Pursuit, I suppose... jeez, I play it enough anyway...
[H is for Home town]: Gary, Indiana
[I is for Instruments you play]: Air guitar virtuoso.
[J is for favorite Juice]: I like V8 with Tabasco and chili powder.
[K is for Kids]: They'll eat ivy too, I've heard tell.
[L is for last kiss]: Well, I honestly don't remember---isn't that sad? Probably my 5 year old niece Leah, when I left after Christmas.
[M is for marriage]: It works for some people, but it ain't my bag.
[N is for full Name]: Charles William Cannon, III
[O is for Overnight hosp stays]: At least three times.
[P is for phobias]: The dark, and internet quizzies that ask a lot of probing questions.
[Q is for quote]: "Let them call me rebel and welcome. I shall feel no concern from this. But I should suffer the misery of devils were I to make a whore of my soul." -Thomas Paine
[R is for biggest Regret]: Well, I'm not getting into that. I've spent (or wasted?) more than enough time on that subject.
[S is for sports]: I used to run hurdles, and I loved it. I was pretty good too. Arthritis ended that.
[T is for Time you wake up]: Depends on how much of B and D I've had...
[U is for color underwear]: It varies, but generally plaid.
[V is for Vegetable you love]: Is whiskey a vegetable? If not, then I'd say onions. Hmmm... come to think of it, L is starting to make more sense.
[W is for Worst Habit]: Obsessive-compulsive procrastination.
[X is for X-rays you've had]: I have no recollection. Definitely more than twelve, I'd say.
[Y is for Yummy food you make]: Chili.
[Z is for zodiac sign]: Libra