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That girl has best hat on. Olive green leather aviator cap sans earflap. Staring at her head. Only an hour later realize she is wearing my checkered version of Lady Henner for Lifetime, I can’t remember what season (this has been nice, I forget that people actually wear my stuff up here).
Skinny chicken Chinese boy at boys club (airport version of water cooler). Says “She doesn’t want me to date her, she just wants me to bang her” right as I walk up to him. Timing is not an accident. Idea of his penis is laughable to me, and so I do, laugh.
Two hillbillies eating Tim Hortons beside me. He’s on the on the phone and says something like he’s gonna fight the bastard, tells her he loves her, and hangs up the phone. Something something something, “They took the damn baby out the car seat and put it on the dang road then drove off!”
They just held hands and prayed over 1 styrofoam box of moo goo gai pan and 2 sodas.
French Canadians are hilarious. Just now, on Just For Laughs, two funny pranks made me laugh out loud.
One asian family (mom, dad, two kids) set up camp on strangers front lawns. Tent, badminton set, and barbeque. Father knocks on the front door to ask the homedwellers if he may borrow some water.. Wonderful tomfoolery!
And, Suburban bratty looking kid in oversized T plays at Limonade stand with special ingredient:
Skinny chicken Chinese boy at boys club (airport version of water cooler). Says “She doesn’t want me to date her, she just wants me to bang her” right as I walk up to him. Timing is not an accident. Idea of his penis is laughable to me, and so I do, laugh.
Two hillbillies eating Tim Hortons beside me. He’s on the on the phone and says something like he’s gonna fight the bastard, tells her he loves her, and hangs up the phone. Something something something, “They took the damn baby out the car seat and put it on the dang road then drove off!”
They just held hands and prayed over 1 styrofoam box of moo goo gai pan and 2 sodas.
French Canadians are hilarious. Just now, on Just For Laughs, two funny pranks made me laugh out loud.
One asian family (mom, dad, two kids) set up camp on strangers front lawns. Tent, badminton set, and barbeque. Father knocks on the front door to ask the homedwellers if he may borrow some water.. Wonderful tomfoolery!
And, Suburban bratty looking kid in oversized T plays at Limonade stand with special ingredient:
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