Let's say these folks aren't in any sort of order. I believe I love them all equally, based on many things, and I don't think it would be possible to rate them. I find all these men physically attractive as well as intellectually compelling. They're all pretty brilliant, some more than others, and they've all got their little quirks that make me adore them.
"Oh, you want to torture me now, don't you? Show everybody how civilized you are. Go ahead; but I'll die before I give them back. Then you'll really be screwed, won't ya? There's a new sheriff in town boys! Ya'll best get used to it."
Ana-Lucia: When I tell you to do something, you do it. I say move, you move. I say stop, you stop. I say jump, what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.
Kate Austen: So what, I'm your prisoner?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: If that sort of thing turns you on.
"Ah, gravity. Thou art a heartless bitch."
"Given that St. Valentine was a 3rd century Roman priest who was stoned and beheaded, wouldn't a more appropriate celebration of the evening be taking one's steady gal to witness a brutal murder?"
"Yes, in 1917 when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper "Zur Quantentheorie der Strahlung," his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin'."
"You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?"
"It's not out of the blue. This is smack dab in the middle of the blue!"
Phoebe: My New Year's Resolution is to pilot a commercial jet plane.
Chandler: That's great, Pheebs, now all you have to do is find a plane load of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
"I don't know what to say, Joe, there's never a good time to stop... catching on fire."
"Karl. Now if you're gonna sleep with my daughter, I insist you call me Ben."
"Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen. Because destiny, John... is a fickle bitch."
John Locke: Where did you get electricity?
Ben Linus: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.
Sookie: He's your maker, isn't he?
Eric: Don't use words you don't understand.
Sookie: You have a lot of love for him.
Eric: Don't use words I don't understand.
Pam [to Arlen's children]: You make me so happy I never had any of you.
Eric: Oh come on, Pam. They're funny. They're like humans, but miniature. Teacup humans!
"You're going to invite me in, so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. How about both?"