title: solution to the copious toaster conundrum
character(s)/pairing(s): stanley, jim/pam
rating: g
word count: 123
spoilers: general s5 and s6 speculation
summary: gay witch hunt talking head: "i got them a toaster. they called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. i tried to return the toaster to the stare and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. so now my house has got two toasters."
He chortles as his wife wraps up the three-year-old box, as she places the tape strategically and fluffs the pre-tied bow.