Expressions in Emoticons: Season 3 Part 4 (Jim/Pam) PG13

Sep 26, 2007 23:20

Title: Expressions in Emoticons: Season 3 Part 4
Author:
ladama23 
Pairing/Character: Jim/Pam
Rating: PG13 or T
Summary: A continued glimpse into the instant messaging history of Jim and Pam.
Spoilers: Through "The Job"
Disclaimer: The Office and Jim & Pam belong to NBC and not to me
Notes: This is the 9th (and for right now, final) installment of this series.I wrote a conversation for each episode to expand upon what we see as well as to answer some questions. X-posted at MTT

previously: Season 3 Part 3

reminder: sweetlarissa is Jim's younger sister, Larissa

48. The Negotiation (Part 2)
March 5 2007, 8:23pm

sweetlarissa: hey

jimhalpert: hey

sweetlarissa: so was it completely awkward?

jimhalpert: oh no, not at all

jimhalpert: in fact at the end of the day we all held hands around a campfire and sang "kum-bay-ya"

sweetlarissa: :-p

jimhalpert: honestly, no, it's actually wasn't that awkward

jimhalpert: I mean today was weird, but it had much more to do with Michael and Dwight and much less to do with Roy

sweetlarissa: in other words, you're grateful to work with a bunch of nuts cuz it makes your problems seem normal?

jimhalpert: yeah, that's pretty much it

sweetlarissa: well, I have to ask something and you're gonna hate me

jimhalpert: nah, I've been expecting it all day . . .

sweetlarissa: did you talk to Pam?

sweetlarissa: or vice-versa?

jimhalpert: we did, briefly

sweetlarissa: ???

jimhalpert: she said she was sorry about Roy, and I said okay

sweetlarissa: and . . . ?

jimhalpert: and that was pretty much it

sweetlarissa: ok, maybe Karen will buy your Reader's Digest versions of things

jimhalpert: here we go . . .

sweetlarissa: but I don't, so spill it

jimhalpert: okay, fine

jimhalpert: but can I request you keep the judging to a minimum?

sweetlarissa: yes you can ;-)

jimhalpert: God, you're just like Mom . . .

sweetlarissa: :-p

jimhalpert: so she was in the break room alone

jimhalpert: and honestly I wanted to turn and walk away, but I went in anyways

jimhalpert: and she kind of jokingly said she's sorry she almost got me killed, and I said it was pretty crazy

jimhalpert: then she said it was stupid to get back with Roy

jimhalpert: I said that I understood they had a strong connection

sweetlarissa: which isn't true, btw

jimhalpert: then she said it was completely over with him

jimhalpert: and I said I'm sure they'll find a way back to each other

sweetlarissa: JIM!

jimhalpert: hey, it's not like I planned to say that, it just came out

jimhalpert: and I think this little affair proves it's not exactly outside the realm of possibility

sweetlarissa: I think it is, but whatever, then what happened

jimhalpert: well, I was about to leave when she said my name

jimhalpert: and she said "I am really sorry" and I told her not to worry about it, and then I went back to my desk

jimhalpert: and that's it, honestly

jimhalpert: so go ahead and tell me what I did wrong

sweetlarissa: well, the "find a way back to Roy" comment was a bit uncalled for

sweetlarissa: but you claim it wasn't premeditated, so I'll excuse you

jimhalpert: and what else?

sweetlarissa: that's all

jimhalpert: wow, who are you and what have you done with Larissa?

jimhalpert: not that I'm complaining . . .

sweetlarissa: I just have one question

jimhalpert: ah, there you are ;-)

sweetlarissa: yeah yeah, but really, I want you to think about this question

sweetlarissa: what do you expect from Pam?

jimhalpert: um, I don't really expect anything from Pam

sweetlarissa: then why do you sound so disappointed when you describe any encounters you've had with her

sweetlarissa: like she didn't say what you wanted to hear

jimhalpert: okay, I'm lost . . .

sweetlarissa: well, I've never met the girl but from the hours upon hours I've spent hearing about her

jimhalpert: I haven't talked about her that much . . .

sweetlarissa: I have determined she's shy, she gets flustered when she's confronted, and she's a bit fearful

jimhalpert: not gonna argue with that

sweetlarissa: she's not brave, Jim

sweetlarissa: she's not gonna do what you did last May

jimhalpert: obviously

sweetlarissa: I'm just saying that if you expect her to say or do a certain thing to express how she feels about you

sweetlarissa: you might miss it when she actually does express how she feels about you

jimhalpert: "when", huh?

sweetlarissa: yes, "when", and I hope you'll be ready ;-)

jimhalpert: okay, Dr. Halpert, we getting to the end of our session now, aren't we?

sweetlarissa: yes, I think so, that will be $200

jimhalpert: ouch, can I put it on my tab?

sweetlarissa: I thought they only had tabs at bars, but sure

sweetlarissa: just to warn you it's getting kind of large, and I might have to call it in soon ;-)

jimhalpert: psychologists call in tabs?

sweetlarissa: I think we're getting our metaphors all mixed up

jimhalpert: yeah, I could use a drink, though . . .

sweetlarissa: well, I think surviving an attack from a warehouse worker gone wild entitles you to a drink on me

sweetlarissa: like tomorrow

sweetlarissa: what do you say?

jimhalpert: I'm pretty sure it's a misdemeanor in Scranton to say no to free booze

sweetlarissa: :-D

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49. Safety Training
April 12 2007 3:27pm

pambeesly: wow

pambeesly: crazy day, huh?

jimhalpert: actually, considering the amount of time we have known Michael Scott

jimhalpert: and all the completely idiotic things we've witnessed him do

jimhalpert: I'm kind of surprised he hasn't killed himself yet

pambeesly: ha :-)

jimhalpert: how did you weasel out of the gift thing?

pambeesly: I told him it's at home

pambeesly: and I'll bring it tomorrow

pambeesly: and I'm going to conveniently space out bringing it until he hopefully forgets about it

jimhalpert: good call

jimhalpert: sooo, the betting games were kind of fun

pambeesly: yeah, you cleaned up

jimhalpert: yeah, which makes me both happy since I won some cash

jimhalpert: as well as disturbed by how well I know this place

pambeesly: Karen sure seems competitive

jimhalpert: you don't know the half of it

pambeesly: really?

jimhalpert: well back in Stamford she would basically murder me at this online video game we'd play at the office

pambeesly: you guys played video games?

jimhalpert: under the guise of "team building"

pambeesly: ah, I see

jimhalpert: but yeah, she loves competition

pambeesly: cool

jimhalpert: yeah, sort of

pambeesly: sort of?

jimhalpert: I mean when it's all it good fun, its okay

jimhalpert: but sometimes it feels like she just wants to one-up everyone

pambeesly: oh

jimhalpert: I don't know

pambeesly: oh look, corporate is calling

jimhalpert: shocking

pambeesly: I bet they'll make Michael attend some counseling sessions

jimhalpert: nah, they'll know he was just being stupid

jimhalpert: and make him go through safety training again

jimhalpert: like in a weekend session so he can't drag anyone along

pambeesly: care to wager $5 on that?

jimhalpert: you're on, Beesly

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50. Product Recall
April 19 2007, 2:13pm

pambeesly: how'd it go?

jimhalpert: um, it took a few free reams to convince them, but Dunmore High School is still a client of Dunder Mifflin

pambeesly: well done

jimhalpert: and bonus, Andy's girlfriend was there

pambeesly: someone crazy enough to date Andy, huh?

pambeesly: I hate to say I'd expect more from a teacher

jimhalpert: not a teacher

pambeesly: counselor?

jimhalpert: nope

pambeesly: lunch lady?

jimhalpert: no dice

pambeesly: oh!

jimhalpert: yup

pambeesly: oh my god!

jimhalpert: to his defense, though, he claims had no idea that she was a high school student when he met her working at the frozen yogurt stand in the mall

jimhalpert: nor when he drove her to take her SATs

pambeesly: are you serious?

jimhalpert: well, not about the SATs, but the frozen yogurt part is real

pambeesly: wow

jimhalpert: so how did the press conference go?

pambeesly: oh, about how you would imagine it would go

jimhalpert: well, if Samuel L. Chang was there, there more than likely was a screw up of some sort

jimhalpert: wow, a snort :-D

pambeesly: I was lucky I didn't lose it when he said "Threat Level Midnight" in the conference this morning

jimhalpert: yeah me too

pambeesly: I'll never forget that day, finding that script under his many joke books

pambeesly: with the one "Dwigt" :-)

jimhalpert: yeah, that was an interesting day

jimhalpert: okay, I think I've put off returning these messages as long as I could

pambeesly: yeah, good luck with that

jimhalpert: I actually have a system going where I'm calling back the people who cussed the most in their messages first

jimhalpert: hopefully by the end of the day I'll just be dealing with mildly irritated customers

pambeesly: sounds like a plan :-)

pambeesly: speaking of, here's an angry customer now

pambeesly: wow, this guy just used the phrase "Godless heathens"

jimhalpert: better tell Angela one of her relatives is calling

pambeesly: :-)

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51. Women's Appreciation
May 4 2007, 9:13am

kfilippelli: what is Dwight going on about in the conference room?

jimhalpert: he's in the conference room?

kfilippelli: uh, yeah, he's been yelling for the last 5 minutes

jimhalpert: must've had a bad beet this morning

kfilippelli: :-)

kfilippelli: so where do you want to go?

jimhalpert: uh, do you mean like this weekend?

kfilippelli: we keep talking about a trip, and summer's coming up quickly

jimhalpert: oh, um, the Poconos maybe

kfilippelli: let's shoot for a place that it takes more than an hour to get to

kfilippelli: I was thinking New York

jimhalpert: okay

kfilippelli: or maybe Boston

kfilippelli: or you know what, my parents go to my uncle's place on Long Island Sound every 4th of July

kfilippelli: that might be fun

jimhalpert: maybe, they all sound like good ideas

kfilippelli: oh, hey, the yelling finally stopped

---

pambeesly signed in at 9:18am

jimhalpert: wow, what was that about?

pambeesly: um, Dwight got a tip about the sex predator

jimhalpert: ah, an interrogation

pambeesly: yeah, I don't think I've ever seen him so angry

jimhalpert: and you had to fight the urge to laugh the whole time, didn't you?

pambeesly: pretty much

jimhalpert: yeah, I have that problem too

jimhalpert: hey

pambeesly: yeah?

jimhalpert: nice work on that poster ;-)

pambeesly: thanks :-)

---

kfilippelli: so we really should make a decision in the next couple weeks

kfilippelli: and make reservations

jimhalpert: yeah, definitely

kfilippelli: do you have any other suggestions

kfilippelli: remember, more than an hour away ;-)

jimhalpert: Philadelphia?

kfilippelli: oh, what am I gonna do with you, Halpert?

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

52. Beach Games

May 14, 2007 10:34am

pambeesly: hey

jimhalpert: hi

pambeesly: corporate just called to confirm everyone's interview times this Thursday

pambeesly: Michael's is at 10:30, Karen's is at 11:15 and yours is at 12:45

jimhalpert: oh, okay

pambeesly: and they're going to fax some forms for everyone to fill out by the end of the day

jimhalpert: okay

jimhalpert: sorry I didn't tell you about that

pambeesly: about the interview?

jimhalpert: yeah, I mean, that I didn't tell you personally

pambeesly: don't be sorry

pambeesly: it's a really great opportunity

jimhalpert: yeah, it is

jimhalpert: so, I never asked what it was like

pambeesly: what what was like?

jimhalpert: doing the coal walk

pambeesly: oh

pambeesly: um, I don't know

pambeesly: I think the point is it's mostly mental

jimhalpert: yeah

pambeesly: like I was scared, and all I could think about was about how much it would hurt

pambeesly: but once I did it, I kind of wondered what I was so scared of, you know?

jimhalpert: yeah, I think I do

pambeesly: plus it helped that I didn't crawl through it like Dwight did

jimhalpert: ah, Dwight

jimhalpert: he's . . . dedicated, that's for sure

pambeesly: that's a way of putting it ;-)

jimhalpert: :-)

pambeesly: call coming your way

jimhalpert: gah, who dare calls me at work!?

pambeesly: :-D well, I better let you get to it

jimhalpert: alright then, later

pambeesly: later

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53. The Job
May 17, 2007 4:42pm

jimhalpert: what are you giggling about back there?

pambeesly: oh, you know good and well what I'm giggling about

jimhalpert: no, actually I don't

pambeesly: take a wild guess

jimhalpert: you have a wild lemur trying to crawl down your shirt?

pambeesly: um, no

jimhalpert: shoot, I could have sworn it was a lemur laugh

pambeesly: :-)

jimhalpert: um

jimhalpert: you're watching some web video about pandas?

pambeesly: wow, so close, but not really close at all

jimhalpert: :-p

pambeesly: care to entertain more guesses?

jimhalpert: I just haven't a clue, Beesly

jimhalpert: you really need to get yourself together back there

pambeesly: sorry, sorry ;-)

pambeesly: so is this

jimhalpert: yeah?

pambeesly: when you said "date" you meant *date* right?

pambeesly: not like just a friendly date

pambeesly: I mean, it's okay if it's just a friendly date

jimhalpert: well, let's look at the circumstances, shall we?

pambeesly: okay

jimhalpert: I just sped all the way back from New York

jimhalpert: and ran into the building

pambeesly: you ran?

jimhalpert: well, briskly walked

jimhalpert: this is a new suit, you know ;-)

pambeesly: I see, it's nice

jimhalpert: anyway, I briskly walked in, had a slight panic attack when I saw you weren't at reception

jimhalpert: but then I heard you in the conference room and proceeded to barge in in the middle of your interview

jimhalpert: so, now I ask you

jimhalpert: what kind of date do you think it is?

jimhalpert: Miss Giggly

pambeesly: I'm sorry, I'm just nervous

pambeesly: and excited too

jimhalpert: well you're making me nervous

pambeesly: oh, c'mon, you have nothing to be nervous about

pambeesly: it's just me

jimhalpert: . . .and that's why I'm nervous

jimhalpert: okay, I need to find you some Ritalin or something

jimhalpert: because you're out of control

pambeesly: :-D

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Thank you all for reading and reviewing. I had so much fun writing this, and I hope that I helped you pass the time this summer. A couple of these chapter were a bit of a stretch, so if you're interested in some of my thoughts as I was writing these or any of the chapters, please check out the footnotes in the MTT Version. Right now, I'm going to call this series "Complete", but a S4 edition is very possible, so keep an eye out for it in Summer '08. Thanks again for reading, and please let me know what your think!

series: expressions in emoticons, character: pam, couple: jim/pam, character: jim, author: ladama23, rating: pg-13

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