My daughter and I are camped outside the Swanny City. Eowyn won the war in a very glorious and kingly way, and is enjoying the
spoils of victory while she's at it. I only wish her father were here to see this. But I stabbed him sixteen times last night. Just to keep him from getting soft, you know.
He should be back soon. It's been a while since he's stayed dead this long. MUNDY WHERE ARE YOU?
Well, his corpse is over here. HEY. Valandil, stay away from my hubby.
Where's my other kid? Eommie, you aren't fighting for the other side are you? Naughty.
Damnit, I need another hit bowl of Egg and Blueberry Jello.