Did we mention there's a quiz at the end?
Second worst impulse of the War was when I declared: We should write Giacomo a Pelican quiz, because there should be a quiz at the end. You have to do something to entertain yourself while waiting in the vigil line and I tend to make my own fun.
I'm not telling you my worst impulse of the War because *that* made Alan's eyebrows go all the way up and Giacomo start chanting No no no no no no no.
(1) Thjora is in a translucent shift. You:
(a) Tell her, cause you warn a friend.
(b) get her a towel
(c) drool
(d) start drinking
(2) Aedan is in a translucent shirt. You:
(a) Tell him, cause you warn a friend.
(b) get him a towel
(c) kiss Nigel because he's closer.
(d) start drinking
(3) Beddingfield says Hey, Jimmy. C'mere.
(a) You trot right over and see what he wants.
(b) You ask Eleanor if you should go over.
(c) Pretend you didn't hear and look away.
(d) start drinking
(4) You hear from the next camp those immortal words Hey, y'all watch this. You
(a) contribute more lighter fluid
(b) make sure they are far enough away from your camp
(c) Say Hmmm. Stupid should hurt.
(d) start drinking
(5) You need to clean the duct tape off your polearm. Do you use
(a) an Exacto knife
(b) a 6" Sykes Fairbairn fighting knife
(c) a chainsaw
(d) start drinking, cause another layer of duct tape works just fine.
(6) You're in the E.R. ... Again. Do you
(a) Set a new record in cup and ball while waiting
(b) Hit on the E.R. nurses
(c) Call Eleanor, confess where you are, and ask if you can hit on the E.R. nurses.
(d) Continue drinking.
(7) What do you do when the rum is gone?
(a) Ask Why is the rum gone?
(b) Ask Vic/Esther Why is the rum gone?
(c) Go visit Michael
(d) Start drinking Alan's whisky
(8) It looks like Alan's about to go over the bar at visiting royalty. You
(a) Refill Gaston's glass.
(b) Go buy the apology card now Theo's option got changed to (b) block the squires.
(c) Move the liquor to a safe location and go with him.
(d) Keep drinking.
(9) Corby says I have this idea... You:
(a) Take away his wine
(b) Ask Eleanor if this is a good idea.
(c) Ask the matriarchy if this is a good idea.
(d) Sit down to watch and start drinking.
(10) Your vigil tent blows down. You
(a) Yell What else you got?
(b) Ask Eleanor if you can move the vigil to Alan's bar
(c) Grab a beer and get the twins to sit on your lap
(d) Start drinking
Genevieve, being more thoughtful than I, wrote additional questions more about potential future challenges for Giacomo rather than bits of his past...
(11) The Crown walks in and needs a herald:
(a) You go hunting for a warranted herald.
(b) You yell for Beddingfield
(c) You say I can be loud.
(d) Ask if They need to do a court or just get the crowd's attention.
(12) A big storm is incoming at a camping event.
(a) You sit down and look at the radar
(b) You help batten down the hatches
(c) You watch others scramble to batten down the hatches
(d) You grab a kite and a drink
(13) There is a pack of drunk duchesses being loud near court:
(a) You try to temp them further away from court with more booze
(b) You point and laugh
(c) You flash a little leg and see what happens
(d) You grab a drink and join in
(14) The Queen is in a thin gown and her black panties are showing through:
(a) You quietly inform her while she can still change.
(b) You inform one of her ladies to break the bad news
(c) You weight how much you truly love this Queen
(d) You giggle and drink
(15) The Crown suggests doing four vigils at one event.
(a) Pause and hmmmm....
(b) counsel them against the idea
(c) carefully consider how to work it into the schedule
(d) remember you are not the autocrat and giggle it off.
(16) Some folks are being jerks during the 5-man tourney:
(a) You loudly remind the entire assembled group that asshattery will not be tolerated.
(b) You quietly counsel the guys to cut it out, please.
(c) You immediately kick them to the curb.
(d) You check with the other marshals to see when it is time to start drinking.
(17) Court is planned to run long, very long ...
(a) You grab a bottle of whisky
(b) You grab a case of beer
(c) You grab a butt cushion
(d) You check with Eleanor and see if she needs you elsewhere.
If you want Giacomo's answers, y'all will have to ask him yourself cause there are some secrets amongst the brotherhood, but we think he passed.
I'm not telling you my worst impulse of the War because *that* made Alan's eyebrows go all the way up and Giacomo start chanting No no no no no no no.
(1) Thjora is in a translucent shift. You:
(a) Tell her, cause you warn a friend.
(b) get her a towel
(c) drool
(d) start drinking
(2) Aedan is in a translucent shirt. You:
(a) Tell him, cause you warn a friend.
(b) get him a towel
(c) kiss Nigel because he's closer.
(d) start drinking
(3) Beddingfield says Hey, Jimmy. C'mere.
(a) You trot right over and see what he wants.
(b) You ask Eleanor if you should go over.
(c) Pretend you didn't hear and look away.
(d) start drinking
(4) You hear from the next camp those immortal words Hey, y'all watch this. You
(a) contribute more lighter fluid
(b) make sure they are far enough away from your camp
(c) Say Hmmm. Stupid should hurt.
(d) start drinking
(5) You need to clean the duct tape off your polearm. Do you use
(a) an Exacto knife
(b) a 6" Sykes Fairbairn fighting knife
(c) a chainsaw
(d) start drinking, cause another layer of duct tape works just fine.
(6) You're in the E.R. ... Again. Do you
(a) Set a new record in cup and ball while waiting
(b) Hit on the E.R. nurses
(c) Call Eleanor, confess where you are, and ask if you can hit on the E.R. nurses.
(d) Continue drinking.
(7) What do you do when the rum is gone?
(a) Ask Why is the rum gone?
(b) Ask Vic/Esther Why is the rum gone?
(c) Go visit Michael
(d) Start drinking Alan's whisky
(8) It looks like Alan's about to go over the bar at visiting royalty. You
(a) Refill Gaston's glass.
(b) Go buy the apology card now Theo's option got changed to (b) block the squires.
(c) Move the liquor to a safe location and go with him.
(d) Keep drinking.
(9) Corby says I have this idea... You:
(a) Take away his wine
(b) Ask Eleanor if this is a good idea.
(c) Ask the matriarchy if this is a good idea.
(d) Sit down to watch and start drinking.
(10) Your vigil tent blows down. You
(a) Yell What else you got?
(b) Ask Eleanor if you can move the vigil to Alan's bar
(c) Grab a beer and get the twins to sit on your lap
(d) Start drinking
Genevieve, being more thoughtful than I, wrote additional questions more about potential future challenges for Giacomo rather than bits of his past...
(11) The Crown walks in and needs a herald:
(a) You go hunting for a warranted herald.
(b) You yell for Beddingfield
(c) You say I can be loud.
(d) Ask if They need to do a court or just get the crowd's attention.
(12) A big storm is incoming at a camping event.
(a) You sit down and look at the radar
(b) You help batten down the hatches
(c) You watch others scramble to batten down the hatches
(d) You grab a kite and a drink
(13) There is a pack of drunk duchesses being loud near court:
(a) You try to temp them further away from court with more booze
(b) You point and laugh
(c) You flash a little leg and see what happens
(d) You grab a drink and join in
(14) The Queen is in a thin gown and her black panties are showing through:
(a) You quietly inform her while she can still change.
(b) You inform one of her ladies to break the bad news
(c) You weight how much you truly love this Queen
(d) You giggle and drink
(15) The Crown suggests doing four vigils at one event.
(a) Pause and hmmmm....
(b) counsel them against the idea
(c) carefully consider how to work it into the schedule
(d) remember you are not the autocrat and giggle it off.
(16) Some folks are being jerks during the 5-man tourney:
(a) You loudly remind the entire assembled group that asshattery will not be tolerated.
(b) You quietly counsel the guys to cut it out, please.
(c) You immediately kick them to the curb.
(d) You check with the other marshals to see when it is time to start drinking.
(17) Court is planned to run long, very long ...
(a) You grab a bottle of whisky
(b) You grab a case of beer
(c) You grab a butt cushion
(d) You check with Eleanor and see if she needs you elsewhere.
If you want Giacomo's answers, y'all will have to ask him yourself cause there are some secrets amongst the brotherhood, but we think he passed.