Liek woha.

[theodhale]

OMFG I EXIST.

Fancy that. Anybody home to make this worth my while, or have I been sufficiently replaced with dozens of nondescript remote cousins?

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Your many-greats grandmother weighing in...

[hildthewild]

Of your bunch, Theoden is the only really active one. Theoredes and Theodwyn and both Eowyns appear once in a blue moon which would make them due to show up in....July. There's also a recently re-animated Eomer.

And the ruling Rohirrim are your ancestors, dear, not your cousins. ...ok, fine, technically they're cousins, too. Just really, really old ones.

[aldortheold]

I should be ruling Rohan.

[theodhale]

That's nice. **pats mysterious person on the head**

And who have we here?

[aldortheold]

What is Middle Earth coming to when the youth of today do not respect their ancestors?

*shakes head*

I am Aldor the Old. Go find someone to read you a history book.

[theodhale]

LEIK OMG.

It's sort of hard to tell who your ancestors are around here, as everyone keeps dying and reincarnating and switching genders and most of us are white, middle-class well-makeupped big-boobied dorks between the ages of 18-30.

Catch that? We're homogenous.

Aldor the Anal.

[aldortheold]

NO EXCUSE.

*glare*

[theodhale]

**ttthhhhhhhhbbbbbpppttt**

**scampers off childishly**

Re: Your many-greats grandmother weighing in...

[theodhale]

Goddammit, everybody is everybody's cousin in Rohan. We're one big happyfamily.

Once in a blue moon, of course.