A Pant-less Hippo for X-mas?!
Soooo this little girl wants a Hippopotamus for X-mas?
And that's not all, a Hippo dressed in a cardigan & blouse, without pants!?
Listen, I'll tell you kiddo: Well-dressed or not, Hippo's aren't good pets.
They are one nasty animal. To a point that they even keep crocodiles in line.
Did Santa also bring Liability Coverage for this gift?
Oh and have you ever seen them shoot their shit to mark their territory?
After a few days you'll be wishing you could return the Hippo to the store (or e-bay or wherever Santa picked up the nasty thing)
Seriously, your better off asking for an iPod instead!