Santa needs some Sausage, Kid!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Klappa Pa.
Klappa Pa who?
The same Klappa Pa who ate all your sausages last X-mas.
Oh yeah um dude you have serious Food Issues and should get help for that...in the meantime, I'm going to shut the door as you are NOT welcome in this house for the holiday season. Got a big family with too many mouths to feed as it is!
(You can see previous entries from the series here)