The Seven Deadlies...
1. Who did you last get angry with?
Marc.
2. What is your weapon of choice?:
knees. elbows.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?:
Ahem...beautiful day, innit?
4. How about of the same sex?:
Gosh, I'm a little bit cold...have you got any socks?
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?:
Marc.
6. What is your pet peeve?
Liars. opening yer balloon and finding styrofoam pellets instead of what you paid for. People that say nookyuhler instead of nuclear and pronounce the T in often
7.Do you keep grudges?
workin on that...
SLOTH...
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
take vitamins, work out
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?:
12 a.m.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but havent?:
Daphna.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?:
I hung up on somebody cause I was too lazy to lie.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
does it count if you nod off at the beginning and wake up at the end?
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?:
night before last
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
didn't set it.
GLUTTONY...
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Monster.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
red
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?:
a bottle of vodka.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?:
no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?:
sometimes
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
all of the above
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?:
I've always wanted to punt a chihuahua a few yards.
LUST...
1. How many people have you seen naked?
thousands. I like porn, and I like to watch people fuck.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked?
about 50, including changing clothes/mom and dad/yer mom and dad.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch, of a member of your gender of choice, during a normal conversation?
Duh
4. Have you had sex?
never
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?:
eyes,shoulders, neck, forearms, hips, ass.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?:
uh, yeah. a buncha time. usually people think I'm the prostitute. ::shakes head::
7. Have you ever gotten tested for an STD or pregnancy?
yep. probably a good thing too.
GREED...
1. How many credit cards do you have?
none.
2. What's your guilty pleasure in stores?:
everything at necromance, art books at wacko
3. If you had $100 million, what would you do with it?
buy a rad old victorian house, and make it dope. buy a pad in NYC, and sublet it. invest a bunch, give the dividends to charity, and hire someone to clean up after me and tickle my neck.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
rich. famous sucks.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
"Only if I could save up and quit after a year or two"
6. Have you ever stolen anything?:
food. an ugly bracelet when I was eight.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
3000 give or take
PRIDE...
1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
gotten sober.
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
A few commercials. staying alive.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life?
a genius couple of albums and a couple of great movies. die creatively and become a dead genius.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?:
yeah. it happens all the time though. I'm used to it.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
no.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?:
yep
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?:
took a shower.
ENVY...
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?:
Frankie's car, Danny's house (and wife), Miguel's Bronco, Nathan's movie collection, cholla's organizational skills...all jila's stuff.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?:
I dunno which show that is.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?:
Yer mom
4. Have you ever been cheated on?:
fuck yeah.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?:
yep.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?:
mathematical inclination
7. Finally, what is your favorite Deadly Sin?:
lust.