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Mommy won't let me out of my cage today... so I'm having to dictate from across the room in between angrily thumping my cage bars. She says I was bad yesterday, because I keep escaping from the hallway pen they made. They laugh every time I appear in the living room and can't figure out how I do it. I just want to be with them, but they get mad when I chew on the cord thingies attached to the computers. They tell me no, but it's so much fun I have a hard time stopping. Then they lock me up. They say it's for my own good, so I won't get "elec-trow cute-ed". I thought I was already cute-ed, they're always telling me how cute I am.
Oscar gets to run around all the time in the house, and NEVER has to go in a cage. I don't think that's fair at all! Mommy keeps saying maybe when I'm bigger and learn what I can and can't do, I can do that too... but she's been saying that for a LONG TIME now and she's still not doing it!
Tomorrow that little girl that always tries to hug me is coming over... I'm scared of her. She squeezes me too hard.
Oscar gets to run around all the time in the house, and NEVER has to go in a cage. I don't think that's fair at all! Mommy keeps saying maybe when I'm bigger and learn what I can and can't do, I can do that too... but she's been saying that for a LONG TIME now and she's still not doing it!
Tomorrow that little girl that always tries to hug me is coming over... I'm scared of her. She squeezes me too hard.