I sold my soul to SATAN
I have now officially been working for The Man for 2 weeks. I'm a night driver for Domino's. I generally qork 5 days a week from from dinner time to close. I work until 3 am on weekdays and 5 am on weekends. Who owns Domino's (and Dunkin Donuts)? The Carlyle Group! Yay!
Interesting complements I have recieved over the last few weeks...
1. "Laura has some killer stretch marks. No seriously I love stretch marks. They are so textile."
2. "Why are you single? If I was single, I would be going after you. You are exactly my wife's type too... You should come over and hang out with us sometime."
3. "We should have recreational sex sometime. Just putting it out there."
I know there are more but that's all I can think of. Did I mention that the only other people I know who stay up all night are men. Horny men.
Interesting complements I have recieved over the last few weeks...
1. "Laura has some killer stretch marks. No seriously I love stretch marks. They are so textile."
2. "Why are you single? If I was single, I would be going after you. You are exactly my wife's type too... You should come over and hang out with us sometime."
3. "We should have recreational sex sometime. Just putting it out there."
I know there are more but that's all I can think of. Did I mention that the only other people I know who stay up all night are men. Horny men.