III {Video}

Oct 12, 2011 20:27

[Hear that, Keep? Something is exploding! Pop! Pop pop pop! Pop!

And whatever is exploding actually seems to be a black mental canister shoved over the bonfire!

Pop pop pop!

Oh hey, it's Zeke's face now.]

Anyone up for some popcorn? I've got plenty!

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[ audio ] unit_67 October 13 2011, 00:32:33 UTC
Popcorn?

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[ audio ] thenotmagician October 13 2011, 00:34:20 UTC
Popcorn! Y'want some? I'm over at th'bonfire. Just don't wait too long or it'll get cold.

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[ audio ] unit_67 October 13 2011, 00:34:56 UTC
Uh, I don't know what popcorn is!

[But she's already leaving!]

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[ audio ] thenotmagician October 13 2011, 00:39:13 UTC
Do y'know what corn is?

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[ audio ] unit_67 October 13 2011, 00:39:59 UTC
Yeah! Uh, it's alright.

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[ audio ] thenotmagician October 13 2011, 00:49:55 UTC
Welp, when it's dry and hard, y'heat the kernels and they pop! And y'cover it in butter and salt, normally. 'Course, y'can put other stuff on it too. Caramel or sugar or cheese or chocolate. Tastes great.

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[ audio ] unit_67 October 13 2011, 00:51:45 UTC
Wow, really?

[What a versatile food! Lily breaks into a jog.]

Sounds awesome! I am so there.

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[ audio ] thenotmagician October 13 2011, 00:53:53 UTC
Great! Just help yourself when y'get here.

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[ commentlog ] unit_67 October 13 2011, 01:04:35 UTC
[And Lily gets there! She cautiously approaches the fire (it is a fire, remember) and just kind of stares at the canister for a moment. How the fuck does she get the popcorn out of that thing? Isn't it hot? Look, Lily's never had the pleasure of touching a stove as a child, but she still knows fire is hot.

She looks to Zeke, bewildered.]

Um, hi, how do I get to the popcorn?

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[ commentlog ] thenotmagician October 13 2011, 01:11:29 UTC
[Zeke smiles, holds up a hand, reaches behind him, and SHAZZAM! Here, Lily, a nice big bowl of popcorn.]

Just got this batch out a minute ago. One in th'fire is still cookin'.

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[ commentlog ] unit_67 October 13 2011, 01:15:17 UTC
Oh! Yeah, uh, that makes sense. Thanks.

[Lily takes the nice big bowl of popcorn. Damn, that's a lot of popcorn! Shit, I really want some popcorn right now, thanks Keke.

She tries the popcorn, expecting it to taste like normal, boring corn, and...]

Oh my goddd, this is so good!

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[ commentlog ] thenotmagician October 13 2011, 01:22:39 UTC
[MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED.]

See? Told ya it was good stuff.

[Give him a second, Zeke's gotta shake the canister in the fire so the already popped corn doesn't burn right away.]

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[ commentlog ] unit_67 October 13 2011, 01:56:00 UTC
[Please excuse Lily while she stuffs her face. She manages to get out between bites,]

Hey, do you have any butter or salt or whatever?

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Re: [ commentlog ] thenotmagician October 13 2011, 02:39:59 UTC
Didn't bring any butter, but I do have salt.

[Just let him fish it out of his MAGICAL BAG OF POPCORN SUPPLIES AWH YEAH.]

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[ commentlog ] unit_67 October 13 2011, 02:58:25 UTC
[OH HELL YES MAGICAL BAGS. Totally sick. While Zeke does that, Lily continues to stuff her face, because oh my god popcorn.]

Youuu aaare Zeke, right?

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[ commentlog ] thenotmagician October 13 2011, 20:11:28 UTC
That I am. And who might you be, eh?

[Also here's the salt.]

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