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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I donated bone marrow to living_miracle in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I broke voiddroiddrone's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I pushed precious_poison in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for happy_can (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (961 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
TheNostalgia