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Danica just asked me to keep an eye on dinner as it cooked because she had to go 'eliminate.'
Eliminate what? I was as confused as you are. It took ten minutes and a toilet flush for me to realize that 'eliminate' is Womanese for 'poop.'
Being a father isn't much different from not being one. I'm a lot more pissed off when I see litter and pollution now, and I suddenly find myself interested in public education policies and other such child-affecting news, but beyond that I'm still an asshole like before.
Oh also, I'm not annoyed or anything when mine cries. Like how you get miffed when someone else's baby is crying, even if you're watching it. That doesn't happen when it's yours. You just kind of accept and ignore it while you figure out what the problem is and solve it.
...'solve it' is Loganese for 'wipe oily baby poo off of a tiny scrotum.'
Eliminate what? I was as confused as you are. It took ten minutes and a toilet flush for me to realize that 'eliminate' is Womanese for 'poop.'
Being a father isn't much different from not being one. I'm a lot more pissed off when I see litter and pollution now, and I suddenly find myself interested in public education policies and other such child-affecting news, but beyond that I'm still an asshole like before.
Oh also, I'm not annoyed or anything when mine cries. Like how you get miffed when someone else's baby is crying, even if you're watching it. That doesn't happen when it's yours. You just kind of accept and ignore it while you figure out what the problem is and solve it.
...'solve it' is Loganese for 'wipe oily baby poo off of a tiny scrotum.'