Max Hardcore

[thenomad]

"It's funny seeing a balding, saggy old guy with shaved nuts."

-Danica

Comments

[the_werle]

I stopped by your house at 8:15 on saturday and you weren't home.

IM me your phone number so next time I'm around and show up in the middle of the night uninvited I can call you and yell at you for not being home.

[ragdoll1014]

We don't have a working phone at the moment, or you would totally get that number.

[malathion]

waxed*

[ragdoll1014]

I try not to think about the poor nuts being waxed. It makes me want to pass out just thinking about it.

They're shaved, dammit.