Drew spent about 20 minutes on my computer today...
SwEeTpO4u: that's cool
Logan the Nomad: Isn't it though?
Logan the Nomad: Wanna have sex?
SwEeTpO4u: you're really cool :-)
Logan the Nomad: I know. :-)
Logan the Nomad: I had this friend
Logan the Nomad: named Marcus
Logan the Nomad: He fell down a well earlier today.
Logan the Nomad: After I punched him in the nuts.
Logan the Nomad: The only bad part is, he didn't make any noises.
Logan the Nomad: So I think either he's DEAD, or maybe he just doesn't want to talk to me.
SwEeTpO4u: c'mon now kids, i'm sure you have something better to do with your time than bother me with a bunch of stupid shit
Logan the Nomad: Stupid shit?
Logan the Nomad: What stupid shit?
SwEeTpO4u signed off at 10:29:08 PM.
Logan the Nomad: I threw a guy down a well earlier.
Logan the Nomad: I feel kinda bad.
Logan the Nomad: He....made some funny noises.
AQHA053: uh okay
Logan the Nomad: My brother punched him in the groin before he fell
Logan the Nomad: so he was gasping for air
Logan the Nomad: I think he got a couple lungs full of water though
Logan the Nomad: Ho ho ho!
DKG765: llol
DKG765: what THE fuck?
Logan the Nomad: FUCK you.
Logan the Nomad: YOU COCKSUCKING CARPET BAGGER.
DKG765: lol
DKG765: hey drew
Logan the Nomad: ...Hi.
DKG765: whats up?
Logan the Nomad: Who's CarolRHS?
DKG765: um i have no idea
DKG765: on those names, please do not talk bad about me
DKG765: it really bothers me when ppl do that
Logan the Nomad: Okay
Logan the Nomad: I sincerely apologize.
Logan the Nomad: I won't do it again
DKG765: please dont.
Logan the Nomad: Okay
DKG765: thank you
DKG765: anyway logan...did you get ahold of sara?
Logan the Nomad: Yeah, I got ahold of her...if you know what I mean
DKG765: lol
DKG765: good for you then if thats true
DKG765: and i believe it isnt
DKG765: lol
Logan the Nomad: CORN HOLES
Logan the Nomad: CORN HOLES
Logan the Nomad: CORN HOLES AND CORN ON THE COB
Logan the Nomad: a/s/l
Logan the Nomad: ?
Logan the Nomad: <3
Logan the Nomad: Hey
Logan the Nomad: Wanna chat?
Logan the Nomad: I ate a lot of cigarette butts earlier.
Kalear68 signed off at 10:35:53 PM.
Logan the Nomad: are you a dancin? I am a dancin like a walnut, you cocksucking hoebeast
Logan the Nomad: I didn't mean that, baby.
Logan the Nomad: I was just playing around
Logan the Nomad: This is DKG765 BTW
Logan the Nomad: I had a bad day.
Logan the Nomad: Wanna chat ?
Logan the Nomad: WITH MY COCK?
Logan the Nomad: I meant my rooster.
nanceydancin: uh
Logan the Nomad: My pet rooster wants to hang out.
nanceydancin: uh...
Logan the Nomad: YEAH WELL FUCK YOU, I DON'T WANT YOUR HERPES
nanceydancin: thats how you get it dumbass
Logan the Nomad: Get what?
nanceydancin: the herpes
Logan the Nomad: What about herpes?
Logan the Nomad: Hello?
Logan the Nomad: Carrie?
Logan the Nomad: I miss you:-(
Logan the Nomad: Sorry for being silly.
Logan the Nomad: I've loved you ever since you've worked at Journey's.
Logan the Nomad: I've loved you from afar.
nanceydancin: thats weird...
Logan the Nomad: You know who I am?
nanceydancin: no
Logan the Nomad: This is Dustin Gibbs
Logan the Nomad: I've just had this strong feeling
Logan the Nomad: coming over me
nanceydancin: oh...i've only worked at journeys for 6 months dude
Logan the Nomad: Yeah
Logan the Nomad: Well, however long
Logan the Nomad: It's felt like years.
Logan the Nomad: Seriously though....will you go out with me?
nanceydancin: haha...aren't you with the aero girl?
Logan the Nomad: No
Logan the Nomad: I'm alone now.
Logan the Nomad: I really like you.
Logan the Nomad: I don't want to creep you out
Logan the Nomad: so I'll just leave you alone
nanceydancin: haha
nanceydancin: what ev
Logan the Nomad: So....will you go out with me?
nanceydancin: i can't...i'm sorry
Logan the Nomad: omg :-(
Logan the Nomad: I'm gonna kill myself.
nanceydancin: no you aren't
Logan the Nomad: Nothing ever goes right
nanceydancin: everything always works out
Logan the Nomad: I'm going drinking
Logan the Nomad: I'll catch you on the flip side.
Logan the Nomad: GOODBYE.
nanceydancin: bye
Logan the Nomad: GOD DAMNIT IT'S METALLICA
Logan the Nomad: RIGHT FRICKIN' HERE
CarolRHS20: who is this?
Logan the Nomad: My name is Bob Rock
CarolRHS20: well.....
Logan the Nomad: I helped Metallcia produce such great albums as "Saint Anger"
Logan the Nomad: and "...And Justice for All"
CarolRHS20: ok?!
Logan the Nomad: Believe it or not, I'm a multimillionaire producer living in Hollywood
Logan the Nomad: And I want YOU to join the Marines
Logan the Nomad: Just do it.
CarolRHS20: hahah
CarolRHS20: no thanks
Logan the Nomad: FINE FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN LAZY WORTHLESS CUNT RAG WHORE BASEBALL LOVING CORKSCREW
Logan the Nomad: POTATO!
Logan the Nomad: TOMATO
Logan the Nomad: This is Dustin Gibbs
Logan the Nomad: Gimme a call, k babe?
Logan the Nomad: <3 <3!
CarolRHS20: lol never again
Logan the Nomad: Why? What did I do to you?
Logan the Nomad: We can get through this.
Logan the Nomad: I know we can
Logan the Nomad: If you'll just give me a second chance.
Logan the Nomad: I love you, I really do.
Logan the Nomad: I love you so much
CarolRHS20: wat the heck
Logan the Nomad: I love you more than potato chips
CarolRHS20: lol
Logan the Nomad: and Mountain Dew
CarolRHS20: hhaha
Logan the Nomad: Fine, if you don't feel the same, that automatically means you're a bitch.
Logan the Nomad: I hope you're happy, bitchbitch
CarolRHS20: listen ass hole I dont really care jus leave me alone
Logan the Nomad: Omg :-(
Logan the Nomad: I was just trying to be open with you.
Logan the Nomad: Won't you forgive me?
CarolRHS20: do u even kno who this is??
Logan the Nomad: yeah
Logan the Nomad: This is Carol
CarolRHS20: No
Logan the Nomad: YES
Logan the Nomad: LIAR
Logan the Nomad: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.
Logan the Nomad: TAKE THEM OFF AND STRADDLE A TELEPHONE WIRE
CarolRHS20: lol
CarolRHS20: Swear it aint
Logan the Nomad: Is your name Alex?
Logan the Nomad: I like girls named Alex
Logan the Nomad: with hairy chests.
Logan the Nomad: CHESTICLES.
Logan the Nomad: I have big balls.
Logan the Nomad: My balls, are the size of melons.
CarolRHS20: great
Logan the Nomad: King Kong's nuts...Nothing compared to my luscious man-orbs
CarolRHS20: ok
Logan the Nomad: Wanna see 'em?
CarolRHS20: I'm ok
Logan the Nomad: I have this HUGE zit
Logan the Nomad: HUGE HUGE zit