Dec 06, 2011 20:19
[ Phone: ]
Uh. Hello. I'm Rory, Rory Williams- I'm a nurse. Well, I mean, all the paperwork says I'm a doctor here but I'm actually a nurse, so. That's... not really the point. Just, you know, with all the snow it seemed like a good idea to remind everyone to dress for the weather if they're going out in it, and to be careful walking, because it's easy to hit ice and fall. I've seen a lot of really unpleasant bruising- and the occasional broken hip, which is a lot more difficult than it's made out to be. [ What, that pointed tone is not at all a hint to any bow-tie bearing aliens. ]
But- yeah, just be careful and try not to be out too long. Don't want anybody getting pneumonia. [ Ch- cheers. ]
[ Action: Yeah, okay, mister semi-buzzkill is totally out in this today on secondary option. Properly bundled, shoveling the walk at 1486 Kramden Road, carefully traversing the streets with his thermos of tea. God when did I start picking up such dorks. I mean. Bother at will. Entirely possible to get him to volunteer to shovel for you, entirely possible to hit with snowballs. ]
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best at winter,
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