Roommate Rant::
My roommate is 49 years old.
she's a drug obsessed, alcoholic, insane, crazy bitch. She doesn't pay me rent on time. She kicks my dog. She lets her freeloading boyfriend use my storage closet for free. She NEVER locks the fucking doors. She broke 3 of my plates, my stereo, my knives, and destroyed my sauce pan, my skillet, my baking pan, my mixing bowl, my dishwasher, my refrigerator, my dryer, and my garbage disposal. She gets drunk and breaks all my shit while cooking at 4am. SHE SMOKES IN MY FUCKING HOUSE. SHE HAS A TANNING BED AND LAWN CHAIRS ON MY PORCH MAKING MY PORCH LOOK TRASHY.
She has no morals or values.
BUT SERIOUSLY? SHE KICKS MY FUCKING DOG...WHAT THE FUCK. Sophie isn't aggressive unless you play with her, but if Sophie happens to be foot swinging distance from the bitch, she'll kick her.
I've honestly never hated/felt sorry for/pity/HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR/wish I could kick in the teeth/used to be friends with and can't understand why we were ever friends because she changed so damn much...someone like I do with karieann.
I put a lock on my door because of her.
It's raining in Arizona. The streets are flooded. It's weird.
she's a drug obsessed, alcoholic, insane, crazy bitch. She doesn't pay me rent on time. She kicks my dog. She lets her freeloading boyfriend use my storage closet for free. She NEVER locks the fucking doors. She broke 3 of my plates, my stereo, my knives, and destroyed my sauce pan, my skillet, my baking pan, my mixing bowl, my dishwasher, my refrigerator, my dryer, and my garbage disposal. She gets drunk and breaks all my shit while cooking at 4am. SHE SMOKES IN MY FUCKING HOUSE. SHE HAS A TANNING BED AND LAWN CHAIRS ON MY PORCH MAKING MY PORCH LOOK TRASHY.
She has no morals or values.
BUT SERIOUSLY? SHE KICKS MY FUCKING DOG...WHAT THE FUCK. Sophie isn't aggressive unless you play with her, but if Sophie happens to be foot swinging distance from the bitch, she'll kick her.
I've honestly never hated/felt sorry for/pity/HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR/wish I could kick in the teeth/used to be friends with and can't understand why we were ever friends because she changed so damn much...someone like I do with karieann.
I put a lock on my door because of her.
It's raining in Arizona. The streets are flooded. It's weird.