Vampire Sisters of the Equine kind!

Oct 11, 2011 12:49


http://famguy3.deviantart.com/ Apparently they like to turn My Little Pony characters into vampires. Because...why not?
Nothing wrong with it. It just boggles the mind. If Transformers can turn into werewolves, succubi and vampires then why not their female-targeted counterparts?

I'll link the other parts and show you the short scripts of the events.
And boy did it turn into a scriptfest of vampire horrors...

Part two of this entry: http://thenightshade43.livejournal.com/1726.html

Part "One", Twilight: http://famguy3.deviantart.com/art/Vampire-Sister-Twilight-261917713

Nina herself teleports to Equestria at night.

Nina: Perfect. This place is FULL of potentail new sisters, and I could use some Equine help. But who should I turn first...? Aha, I know just the pony.

We then see Twilight Sparkle walking home, she was up helping Pinkie set up for a party.

Twilight: (Yawn) That took a while, but now I can go home and go to bed. *She hears a rustling in a bush* Hello? Is anypony there?

Nina: No. *She extends her cybernetic arms and grabs Twilight* But someBODY is.

Twilight: Who, WHAT are you?! Lemme go!

Nina: I will, just as soon as I'm done with you. *Twilight tries her magic* Ha! Your magic won't work, I'm a vampire.

Twilight: What?! There's no such thing!

Nina: You'll believe...soon.

Nina pulls Twilight to her and bites her neck. Then, Nina is done feeds.

Nina: Delicious!

Twilight falls limp and Nina picks her up.

Nina: You are mine, now and forever.

Don't own Crash Bandicoot or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

(Ohhhh! So Nina Cortex [who is a robot, not a vampire] is turning the ponies into vampires! That makes...even less sense. Also, why are the ponies wearing pirate-looking loop earrings? XD)

Part "Two", Pinky Pie: http://famguy3.deviantart.com/art/Vampire-Sister-Pinkie-Pie-262070559

The next night, Pinkie's party was running kinda long, but everypony was having a good time.

Pinkie: Party on, everypony!

Spike: Hey, Pinkie, have you seen Twilight? I searched all day but can't find her.

Twilight: I'm right here, Spike.

Pinkie: Twilight, you came!

Twilight: Of course, I'd NEVER miss one of YOUR parties, Pinkie. Say, could I talk to you, in privete?

Pinkie: Okey-dokey-lokey!

She follows Twilight outside behind Sugar Cube Corner.

Pinkie: So, what did you wanna talk to me about?

Twilight: I just wanted to tell you that I'm gonna bite your neck and make you a vampire sister.

Pinkie stares blankly for a moment, then starts laughing.

Pinkie (Laughing): Bite my neck and... Twilight, you are so funny!

While Pinkie laughs with her eyes closed, Twilight walks up to her and sinks her fangs into Pinkie's neck. Pinkie gasps and stops laughing. After Twilight feeds, Pinkie falls limp.

Twilight: Who's joking...sister?

Don't own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

(I'm growing increasingly concerned this is some kind of fetish. Also, the ponies go limp during a bite. Are they kind of like the Reaper Vampires in Blade Two where their venom is neurotoxic?? the world may never know)

Part "Three", Applejack: http://famguy3.deviantart.com/art/Vampire-Sister-Applejack-262234908 (Who looks stoned in this picture. Or is trying a horrifying "come hither" look vampires are supposed to do in some cases)

At night, Applejack had just finished apple bucking.

Applejack: Whew, that took longer then I thought, it's night already. Time for some well-deserved sleep. Better be quiet though, don't wanna wake Big Macintosh, Granny Smith or Apple Bloom up.

Pinkie: Hi, Applejack.

Applejack turns with a start.

Applejack: Pinkie Pie! Where in tarnation have you been?

Pinkie: Oh, around. Hey, wanna see a new trick?

Applejack: Pinkie Pie, I just got done apple buckin', I'm tired and--

Pinkie: Please, Applejack.

Pinkie does puppy dog eyes.

Applejack: D'oooooh, fine. But ONE time, then I have to sleep!

Pinkie: Ookey-dokey-lokey!

Applejack looks as Pinkie's eyes get all green and spiral-like. Applejack stares, as if in a trance.

Pinkie: Silly, why would you sleep at NIGHT? (Her eyes turn red and her fangs exposed) I'll show you why the night is your friend.

Pinkie walks up to the entranced Applejack and bites her neck. After feeding on Applejack's blood, she falls limp and Pinkie slings her over her back.

Pinkie: Now you're a vampire, isn't that neat? You're gonna love the sisterhood Applejack, we have lots of fun. (Suductive) In more ways then one. (Normal) Well, off we go!

Don't own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

(And I just realised this could have been an interesting [if not weird] way the Nightmare could have gotten admirers of night time. Get them to slumber during the day and keep them under her will as well. Sure, it's a bit excessive and her sister would be pissed off but it makes more sense than freaking Nina Cortex)

Part "Four", Rainbow Dash:  http://famguy3.deviantart.com/art/Vampire-Sister-Rainbow-Dash-262416304
(I like how none of the other ponies are even aware more of their friends have mysteriously disappeared...you'd think the army of the damned would infest the town in a few days as opposed to one a day...)

Rainbow Dash was trying to sleep at night, but she is awoken by a weird sound. She flies down to see what it is.

Rainbow: Who's out here? I'm trying to sleep!

She sees Pinkie, whispering to herself.

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie? What's she saying?

She gets closer and listens in.

Pinkie: Could Rainbow Dash be a...lesbian?

Rainbow: WHAT?!

Pinkie turns to face her.

Pinkie: Oh, hey Dashy.

Rainbow: Don't "hey Dashy" ME! I heard what you said!

Pinkie: Um--

Rainbow: I am NOT a lesbian! Why do ponies ALWAYS assume that?! I had a crush on a GUY back in Cloudsdale!

Pinkie: Oh, c'mon, Rainbow Dash. I don't care what your lifestyle is, I'll still be your friend.

Rainbow Dash got so angry, she didn't care if she woke up all of Equestria.

Rainbow (As Applejack stalks up behind her): I! AM! NOT! A! LESBIAN!!!!

Pinkie (Sinister): You are NOW.

Rainbow: Huh?

She looks behind her and screams ah the red-eyed, hissing silhouette of Applejack bites into Rainbow's neck and her unlife had offically begun.

Don't own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

(What? The only pony that is stereotyped and viewed as a lesbian is turned lesbian vampire? That's like...the most convoluted, obvious fetish of vampires I've ever seen! We can't have a tomboyish pony remain straight now can we? I also find it funny how condescending the "vampires" are in her "lifestyle", as if trying to be feminist but failing utterly. lol)

Part "Five", Rarity: http://famguy3.deviantart.com/art/Vampire-Sister-Rarity-262642460

At night, Rarity was getting ready for bed, when she hears a knock on the door.

Rarity: A costomer? At this hour? (Another knock) We're closed!

Rainbow: It's me, Rarity.

Rarity: Oh...um, come in.

Rainbow Dash enters.

Rarity: What are you doing here at this insane hour?

Rainbow: Can't I stop by just to say hi?

Rarity: Well, I mean...

Rainbow sushes her by putting a hoof to her lips.

Rainbow: Don't speak, just relax and enjoy.

Rarity: Enjoy...what?

Rainbow then locks lips with Rarity. Rarity starts to freak out. But, something about this kiss seems to calm Rarity down, and she starts to enjoy it. Once they break the kiss.

Rarity: Oh... I thought you weren't a lesbian.

Raimbow: I was denying my true nature. But, (Whispering in her ear) I just had an iluminating experiance that help me see the truth.

Rarity (Eyes closed): What kind of experiance?

Rainbow smiled and bit Rarity's neck. She fed on her blood and Rarity was now among the sisterhood.

Rainbow: You see, I'm a vampire. And now, so are you. You are now a part of our glorious sisterhood.

Rarity: Will I get a pair of those delightful earrings?

Rainbow: You bet.

Rarity: I love you, Rainbow.

Rainbow: And I, you, Sister Rarity.

They engage in another passionate kiss.

Don't own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

(HA! Knew it! They're going to have orgies aren't they...? *headdesk* Look, there's nothing wrong with lesbians [I support all love between two consenting adults who aren't related], but to use a plot that makes no sense, turn the characters into two-dimensional plot devices for a fetish instead of developing an actual story...it's hurting the ponies. At least Cupcakes kept relatively in character and maintained the overall story. You knew the drives of the individual ponies while most likely fueling someone's need for a torture fix. This story though...)

Part "Six", Fluttershy: http://famguy3.deviantart.com/art/Vampire-Sister-Fluttershy-262797751
(I don't think I would have posted this if it was just one part...but it's like a half-assed saga)

At Night, Fluttershy had just tucked in her animal friends.

Fluttershy: Good night, everyone. (There is a knock on the door) Oh, excuse me while I get that.

She opens the door, but no one is there, she walks outside to get a better look, then the door closes, startling her.

Rarity: Did I scare you, darling?

Fluttershy: Oh, it's you, Rarity. Yes, but it's okay. Um, pardon me but what are you doing here so late at night?

Rarity: I just came to see YOU, of course.

Fluttershy: Me?

Rarity: Yes, and I must say, I've always admired your mane.

Fluttershy looks away modistly.

Fluttershy: Oh, um, thank you. I do brush it everyday and-- Eek!

Rarity had just bit her neck, and was now draining Fluttershy's blood. After Rarity had her fill, Fluttershy's head lowers.

Rarity: So Fluttershy, how do you feel?

Fluttershy raises her head again and we see her new red eyes and fangs, she is also smiling evilly.

Fluttershy: Feelin' good.

Don't own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

(Thank goodness it's over for now...and despite them being undead blood drinking lesbian vampires they have the curteousy to knock, attend nocturnal parties and still be BFFs, because when ponies are close friends, being a BFF is for eternity ^^ )

This was a bad way to occupy my time XD Fun to post but wow...well at least it's not Transformers this time around.
I'll see if I can scrounge up a G.I.Joes one or something.

bad fanfic

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