Jul 09, 2009 23:20
So, tonight I am drunk.
We have decided to celebrate my departure from Chicago on this fine, fine evening. Thusly, I have decided to drink heavily. While I feel that this decision is wise, I don't know how other people, namely the ones that I am with feel about said decision.
Here are the things that I have decided to speak on:
1) My brother should never again be left to decide upon mixers because he purchased Caffeine-free Diet Coke for our rum & cokes.
2) I will, in fact, miss Chicago very much. I have never felt at home as much as I have in this fair city.
3) Miami is a wonderful city, filled with my friends and family that I care for deeply, but I am still unsure of how I feel about moving back to it.
4) My lips are numb from all of the alcohol that I have already consumed.
5) I am at a small farewell shindig, but I am enjoying it thoroughly.
6) My spelling and vernacular seems to improve at the same rate as my drunkenness increases.
THE END!