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After getting through US customs in Bermuda, a strange feature, where the customs officer casually asked me where I stayed and I tried to keep a straight face and he gave me the stink eye but let me through anyhow, the flight home was uneventful. I went back to work at Pastis Saturday morning for snobby brunch, and now I'm packing to move to LES. However, this is noteworthy, today for lunch I went to the sushi place a few blocks north of my apt, and there was one chick eating alone at the sushi bar. I chose a table. There were only 3 other people in the restaurant. During the course of my meal the chick leaves. When I'm done, I'm waiting got my check, and they're taking a real long time. So I go to the dude making the sushi and ask for my check, and in his broken English he says, "one more roll- girl- just one minute," so I'm thinking he's making food for the girl, but she had already left. I sit down, and he brings me two spicy tuna handrolls (the best), and before I say, "I didn't order this," he says, "girl- buy you-left her phone number-" She totally tried to pick me up the the buy and duck out. I have never ever had the pleasure of someone paying for my tab - man or woman- and leaving just a number. Fucking ballsy, yeah! She is my crush of the week.