Leprechaun Cooking!

[theneverhood]

SNow!? no.. no just dust.

It's my hopes that everyone is fine and well.

Ah How do you do Sir?  I am Well Sir.     And your dear friend Sir? Not as well Sir.  Pity. quite.

Happily, the wee green shell fish met up with his lobster friends. And they had a tiny party, that only shell fish and lobsters could attend.  And so Peter the

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[batman_awayy]

"I'm oh so sorry about the lamp, madam, but, you see, I have epilepsy and well...the convulsions are mighty terrible and it just so happens that an elf by the name of Phyllis decided to bring her gang of mutant ninja elves...and well...it was an awful sight...they brought seven hundred strobe lights into your humble household here and well...the Keeblers came too...and you know that no one can resist those Vienna Fingers...and quite frankly it was a terrible scene. And one of those elves decided to bring along their friend Fredrick, who by golly just recently joined the oh so wonderful activist group PETA, and destroyed your lamp with a cotton swab and twelve vegetarian sandwiches (made of tofu...not my favorite snack, but whatever floats your boat) in spite of the Chinese for the insistence to eat dog...and then, I ordered them all to leave that very instant, and in shock from the commotion and partly due to the seizures, fell upon the shards while they scurried from the house...and so here I am, and although it looks like it was my

[theneverhood]

Korea eat dog. not china cookie.
you must be guilty, precious

[batman_awayy]

*snaps* Dagnabbit! Shame is now my middle name. I should've done more research...I would like to apologize to the country of China and to Keebler Inc...and to Panda Express, because well, their Chinese food rocks.

[batman_awayy]

Ok! I've researched and although there is a huge dog-eating controversy in Korea, Korea is not the only country whose citizens eat dog...many countries in southwest Asia and the Pacific islands do too. And according to http://www.animalsasia.org/index.php?module=3&lg=en, China is the biggest dog eating country in the world. So, there you go.

[theneverhood]

Fine ruin my hopes and dreams! your just like the others! You stomped on them with over sized shoes long ago! curses! Apox on me!