> gives me orders like he knows who the hell i am [ sam kirk | open ]

[samkirk]

[ there's a new arrival on the station, someone who despite sporting a pair of very familiar blue eyes and sandy-blonde hair, albeit a bit darker, doesn't look too pleased to be there. in fact, he looks livid and wants answers. now. ]

Someone had better have a damn good reason for doing this.

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[shtel_nor]

[ a new arrival of course alerts shtel nor. after all there needs to be an up to date database. therefore at the nearest terminal the hologram begins to form. ]

[samkirk]

[ and he whips out a phaser--don't ask where he got it from. he's a kirk. he's got connections, yo ]

Who or what the fuck are you?

[shtel_nor]

I am Shtel Nor's database and systems. Designated as "Holly." You do not need to use force of arms as I am merely a hologram.

[samkirk]

Hologram?

[ yeah, not lowering the phaser ]

Well, whatever the hell you are, Holly Doll, you're gonna tell me where I am and how I got here now.

[shtel_nor]

[ her usually expressionless face changes as her eyebrows go up at "Holly Doll." ]

You are on the Cardassian originating station named Shtel Nor. It is currently located within the Romulan Neutral Zone. However I have no information within my database on how you arrived here. Merely that you did as with the other residents of the station.

As a new arrival I will need information from you to add you to the database. Please state your name, age, hailing Stardate, place of birth, and loyalty to galactic powers, and rank if you are within any military force.

[samkirk]

[ and the phaser still stays up, but he'll play along and answer questions ]

George Samuel Kirk, Jr. Twenty-eight. 2258.42. Riverside, Iowa.

[ and because he's an ass ]

Peacekeepers.

[shtel_nor]

I am unfamiliar with that affiliation and it does not match any known group from the time period. However you have been added to the database. There are several others corresponding with your star date as well, George Kirk.

Are there any other inquiries you have?

[samkirk]

[ and now he's glaring ]

It's Sam, doll. Sam.

Yeah, how do I get back to Earth?

[shtel_nor]

Very well. I have noted that you should be addressed as "Sam."

Currently there are many residents who are working on a way to return to their respected timelines and universes. The current people leading the project are Captain James T. Kirk of 2258.50 and Lieutenant Commander Jadzia Dax of 2372.

[samkirk]

James Kirk's my little brother.

[shtel_nor]

Yes. Therefore the two of you should work very well together.

[samkirk]

Work very well together.

[ have an amused snort ]

Only sometimes.

[shtel_nor]

It is noted that siblings do conflict.