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fuck i'm stranded in st.pete bcuz i lost my keys last night. I got so tore up last night, hookah parties, we wore fake mustaches, we rode HIV infested bikes. we slept on a hammock on the beach,and when I woke up this black lawn service guy was watching us sleep it was great. damn fuck shit pussybitch now i have to pay some asshoe locksmith $95 for a fucking key, money i dont have, money that i need for bills next week, omg, oh em gee. i'm still drunk,i probably wont be hungover till 5 in the afternoon. hopefully i can make it to work ontime today, i will look like hell, and smell like a dumpster that homeless people sleep in that has been set on fire.