the Country Girl talks to the Pissed of Arabian
(All the arabian wants is his damn burger.. but the country girl cant understand him and he can understand her... Imagine!)
Sue: Thank you for calling Burger House can I help you?
Arab: Hello, Yes Yes.. who is this?
Sue: This is Sue
Arab: Hello Sue, im ready to place my order for food to take back home.
Sue: Yes
Arab: First.. 2 HOT Ham Sandwhiches are pretty good, and then..
Sue: What?
Arab: Oh.. 2 Hot ham sandwhiches, and a saled Bowl and 2 mister cokes.
Sue: i cant understand you
Arab: What?
Sue: 2 Cokes?
Arab: No, 2 mister cokes.. you liek those?, You have those to sell?
Sue: Have what?
Arab: mister coke, mister coke.. you knoe the drink that you drink.
Sue: 2 cokes?
Arab: 2 mister cokes.
Sue: what else do you want?
Arab: 2 sandwhiches
Sue: what kind of "samwhich"(shes got a southern accent)
Arab: what kind do you.. wait.. "samwhich"? Is there an "M" in the american word sandwhich?
Sue: Bacon Egg-Chesse, Ham Egg-Cheese, BLT..
Arab: Whoaaa.. good, can you do that again? is that a song? Do it again will you please?
Sue: 1/4 Cheese, Patty Melt, BLT, Girlled Ham and Cheese, Grilled Cheese, BLT..( he makes a beat as shes names them off)
Arab: Good you've been practicing yoru P's and Q's.
Sue: What would you like?
A: the first one you named on the list
S: 1/4 cheese?
A: what?.. no can i get half of one?
S; Grilled Ham and Cheese?
A: No just a half of a cheese
S: Grilled Ham and cheese?
A: NO! who is saying ham?.. No one is saying ham
S: Cmon, make your order i got to go
A: alright, i want 1 and a half of a quarter cheese deluxe. deluxe definetly
S: we dont have "hafs"
A: you dont have halves?.. alright 2 and a half then
S: we dont have "havs"
A: "havs"?.. OH, your saying what im saying in a different way.
S: you want two grilled ham and cheese?
A: No i want two cheese deluxe
S: 2 grilled cheese deluxe?
A: with a side of mayonaise
S: 2 grilled cheese with.. (shes cut off)
A: NO.. what the fudge! not grilled cheese, 2- 1/4 cheese deluxe.. cmon Mrs..(Cut off)
S: Do you speak english?.. i cant understand you.
A: how long have you been working at this place?
S; Ive been working here for 17 years, how long you been living in America?
A: OHHHHH.. now youve dont it.. now youve fudged the bucket and told me too many words to know.
S: Do you want anything
A: Yes i do, im ready to order now.
S: 2- 1/4 cheese?
A: 2- big deluxes
S: ok, what else?
A: a Mc-Shake
S: we dont have milk shakes
A: Now god damn it.. you say you been working here sooo long liek a Mrs. hot shot, but you dont even know what you have.
S: "hangs up"
Sue: Thank you for calling Burger House can I help you?
Arab: Hello, Yes Yes.. who is this?
Sue: This is Sue
Arab: Hello Sue, im ready to place my order for food to take back home.
Sue: Yes
Arab: First.. 2 HOT Ham Sandwhiches are pretty good, and then..
Sue: What?
Arab: Oh.. 2 Hot ham sandwhiches, and a saled Bowl and 2 mister cokes.
Sue: i cant understand you
Arab: What?
Sue: 2 Cokes?
Arab: No, 2 mister cokes.. you liek those?, You have those to sell?
Sue: Have what?
Arab: mister coke, mister coke.. you knoe the drink that you drink.
Sue: 2 cokes?
Arab: 2 mister cokes.
Sue: what else do you want?
Arab: 2 sandwhiches
Sue: what kind of "samwhich"(shes got a southern accent)
Arab: what kind do you.. wait.. "samwhich"? Is there an "M" in the american word sandwhich?
Sue: Bacon Egg-Chesse, Ham Egg-Cheese, BLT..
Arab: Whoaaa.. good, can you do that again? is that a song? Do it again will you please?
Sue: 1/4 Cheese, Patty Melt, BLT, Girlled Ham and Cheese, Grilled Cheese, BLT..( he makes a beat as shes names them off)
Arab: Good you've been practicing yoru P's and Q's.
Sue: What would you like?
A: the first one you named on the list
S: 1/4 cheese?
A: what?.. no can i get half of one?
S; Grilled Ham and Cheese?
A: No just a half of a cheese
S: Grilled Ham and cheese?
A: NO! who is saying ham?.. No one is saying ham
S: Cmon, make your order i got to go
A: alright, i want 1 and a half of a quarter cheese deluxe. deluxe definetly
S: we dont have "hafs"
A: you dont have halves?.. alright 2 and a half then
S: we dont have "havs"
A: "havs"?.. OH, your saying what im saying in a different way.
S: you want two grilled ham and cheese?
A: No i want two cheese deluxe
S: 2 grilled cheese deluxe?
A: with a side of mayonaise
S: 2 grilled cheese with.. (shes cut off)
A: NO.. what the fudge! not grilled cheese, 2- 1/4 cheese deluxe.. cmon Mrs..(Cut off)
S: Do you speak english?.. i cant understand you.
A: how long have you been working at this place?
S; Ive been working here for 17 years, how long you been living in America?
A: OHHHHH.. now youve dont it.. now youve fudged the bucket and told me too many words to know.
S: Do you want anything
A: Yes i do, im ready to order now.
S: 2- 1/4 cheese?
A: 2- big deluxes
S: ok, what else?
A: a Mc-Shake
S: we dont have milk shakes
A: Now god damn it.. you say you been working here sooo long liek a Mrs. hot shot, but you dont even know what you have.
S: "hangs up"