guys have it way too easy

[thenatattack]

I started my shoe search around noon today and came home around 3. DSW shoe store which has every shoe known to man did not have the color I needed. So, I went to the Alt. Mall where I got to watch lots of girls get their makeup done at the makeup counters..very entertaining. And there were lots of updos. Anyways...my point being all guys have to

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[_theholzer_]

i shall defend my gender... the reason guys have it so easy for prom is because of the billions of other things we have to do, a list of which i shall make available now:

1. provide for the womyn folk
2. make all the money
3. build the home with our bare hands
4. ensure that everyone is protected
5. do all the work while womyn file their nails and watch re-runs of "The Nanny" on Lifetime starring Fran Drescher
6. Tame lions
7. build bridges, office buildings, rail roads, national parks, lakes, oceans, rivers, retention ponds, sky scrapers, football/basketball/hockey/baseball/backgammon stadiums, forests, airplanes, trains, cars, scooters, bicycles, unicycles, tricycles, roller coasters, space ships and nukes.
8. fight off terror wherever it may occur
9. lead the free world
10. liberate the not so free world
11. go to bars and each cheese fries and wings
12. go to bars and watch sporting events
13. have to sit outside changing rooms holding a purse and 19 bags of 50 one thousand dollars blouses purchased with our money
14. and on top of it all get no appreciation

so summarily.... lets us have our prom to just pick a shirt and tie and be done

(the above list in no way reflects the thoughts and actions of Mike Holzer, stated or implied and is for entertainment purposes only)

[thenatattack]

ur a funny kid mike! ah by the way dr.walton read us your paper and it was fantabulous!!!!!

[_theholzer_]

aw shucks well u know i am just a simple man with a simple, albiet brilliant mind haha.. i appreciate your praise!