Nine Things About Me
1. I grew up on a farm. I'm dang proud of that. I still work in agriculture. I'm feeding you, bitches! Food doesn't come from grocery stores.
2. I have a raunchy sense of humor that tends to assert itself in innappropriate situations.
3. I prefer beer and pizza over merlot and prime rib.
4. Preparing a meal for 100+ people is something I consider "fun".
5. I am as athletic as a large boulder
6. I could eat soup every day and be pleased.
7. I do not like chocolate and mint together. I realize this is bizarre.
8. I can't sleep with anything on my legs. Pajamas are not a good gift idea for me.
9. I am extremely impatient. This hasn't improved as I age. I just hide it better.