1000 Walrus Wallabees
Oh dear GOD this is what the drabble generator gave me! I'M A SUPERHERO! AND I'M A MAN!
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1000 Walrus Wallabees
the Doctor paced jokingly back and forth. Indispensible dread filled his heart. Rose should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my crude love, the Doctor thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Rose had been taken hostage by Indomitable Tit, a supervillain who had the city in a state of wet terror. the Doctor fainted dead away, like a goddess caught in the shadows of time.
When he came to, there was a bump on his mouth and the indispensible dread had returned. "Rose, my smooshy honey bunny," he cried out softly. "What is Indomitable Tit doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing messily as he blasted her in the brain.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, the Doctor remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 walrus wallabees, then whatever you wish for will come true.
the Doctor ordered in a supply of walrus and set to work, folding wallabees until his mouth was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last wallabee when Rose walked in the front door.
"Rose!" the Doctor screamed and threw himself into Rose's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 walrus wallabees and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in a tree. He kissed Rose hotly on the brain.
"Actually," Rose said, pulling away ridiculously, "I was rescued by the Effervescent Cupcake. He's a new superhero in town." Rose sighed. "And he's really effulgent."
The indispensible dread came back. "But you're slick to be back here with me, right?"
Rose checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Effervescent Cupcake for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay filthy, baby." She left and the door banged behind her.
the Doctor choked back a sob and started folding another wallabee. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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1000 Walrus Wallabees
the Doctor paced jokingly back and forth. Indispensible dread filled his heart. Rose should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my crude love, the Doctor thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Rose had been taken hostage by Indomitable Tit, a supervillain who had the city in a state of wet terror. the Doctor fainted dead away, like a goddess caught in the shadows of time.
When he came to, there was a bump on his mouth and the indispensible dread had returned. "Rose, my smooshy honey bunny," he cried out softly. "What is Indomitable Tit doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing messily as he blasted her in the brain.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, the Doctor remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 walrus wallabees, then whatever you wish for will come true.
the Doctor ordered in a supply of walrus and set to work, folding wallabees until his mouth was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last wallabee when Rose walked in the front door.
"Rose!" the Doctor screamed and threw himself into Rose's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 walrus wallabees and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in a tree. He kissed Rose hotly on the brain.
"Actually," Rose said, pulling away ridiculously, "I was rescued by the Effervescent Cupcake. He's a new superhero in town." Rose sighed. "And he's really effulgent."
The indispensible dread came back. "But you're slick to be back here with me, right?"
Rose checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Effervescent Cupcake for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay filthy, baby." She left and the door banged behind her.
the Doctor choked back a sob and started folding another wallabee. Then he went out and got drunk instead.