I hope I sit at Jon Stewart's table in Hell....
Well, if there was ever any doubt about whether I am one of the elect in Sarah Palin's Real America (TM):
I considered watching the Superbowl today. For about two minutes, until I remember that one of the ads was going to be from Focus on the Family.
Then for about two minutes I considered boycotting the Superbowl in solidarity with Planned Parenthood.
Then I remembered that I was going to be busy making organic Japanese snacks in the shape of gay countries, before linking up with my D&D group via Skype to play an agnostic witch with a taste for psychoactive fungi.
Which is pretty much a boycott of everything the Superbowl and Focus on the Family collectively stand for anyway, without any added effort from me.
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CAN I GET A FAKE AMERICA W00T W00T IN HERE??
I considered watching the Superbowl today. For about two minutes, until I remember that one of the ads was going to be from Focus on the Family.
Then for about two minutes I considered boycotting the Superbowl in solidarity with Planned Parenthood.
Then I remembered that I was going to be busy making organic Japanese snacks in the shape of gay countries, before linking up with my D&D group via Skype to play an agnostic witch with a taste for psychoactive fungi.
Which is pretty much a boycott of everything the Superbowl and Focus on the Family collectively stand for anyway, without any added effort from me.
...
CAN I GET A FAKE AMERICA W00T W00T IN HERE??