Because I am rather horny tonight
"Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass; there's at least 1 person reading this that wants to date you or sleep with you. So...lets play 'Friends w/ Benefits', which I got from onthefloor
The rules are simple. If you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying 'I'm yours'.
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says 'I'd hit it'.
If you want to top them, say 'On your knees'
If you want them to top you, say 'I wish to serve the DQ of Hell'
SCARED? LOL
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN.
See who replies and find out who wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
So, re-post this as 'Friends w/ Benefits'
Replies are screened!
The rules are simple. If you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying 'I'm yours'.
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says 'I'd hit it'.
If you want to top them, say 'On your knees'
If you want them to top you, say 'I wish to serve the DQ of Hell'
SCARED? LOL
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN.
See who replies and find out who wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
So, re-post this as 'Friends w/ Benefits'
Replies are screened!