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[jessicaqueen]

Impractical Shoes (and Other Assorted Articles of Clothing), Ten/Rose, PG-13, 2365 words

Author's Note: Contains bondage and implied issues of consent.

“This isn’t what it looks like,” Rose says. She tries to cover herself, but her hands are literally tied, and the squirming only draws more attention to the expanse of naked skin

Comments

[amberfocus]

I made them play strip Monopoly once, but I really like Connect Four! You had me grinning through most of this. What fun! I've really been enjoying your humor these last few fics, but this one epsecially.

[jessicaqueen]

Well, this one is entirely humour (as opposed to angst peppered with humour), so I'm glad.

Also, Strip Monopoly? That'd be the Longest Foreplay Evah! (or so I'd imagine) ;-)

[amberfocus]

Well, they were bored and stuck in the Vortex for quite some time. *grins* They had to do something to make the time pass.

[jessicaqueen]

Am just imagining that conversation.

Doctor: "So, Rose, we're stuck in the Vortex for six hours? Thoughts? Ideas? Plans of attack?"

Rose: "Marathon sex? Plz k thanx."

Doctor: "Yeah, you remember all those things I say all the time about superior Time Lord physiology? Forget them. Because six hours, Rose. Six hours. Have some compassion. Have mercy. Think of the nations that will perish if I die of teh sex! I know, I've got a much better idea. Let's play Monopoly!"

Rose: *facepalms*

[amberfocus]

*grins*

[quean_of_swords]

Yeah, you remember all those things I say all the time about superior Time Lord physiology? Forget them. Because six hours, Rose. Six hours. Have some compassion. Have mercy.

I can completely hear him saying this. LOL!