Found this on someone's LJ and thought I'd put it here too.
Because I thought of some people reading this. Stupid americans...*shakes fist* DAMN YOU CHANEY! Oh...and bush....you douche bag.
1)
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things
like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3)
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight
marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women
are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is
still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay
marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour
just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are
valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples,
and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages
aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8)
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours,
the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's
why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never
succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That's why
we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10)
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never
adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the
service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
*Re-post this if you believe that laws against gay marriage are just plain stupid.
1)
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things
like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3)
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight
marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women
are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is
still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay
marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour
just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are
valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples,
and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages
aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8)
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours,
the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's
why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never
succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That's why
we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10)
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never
adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the
service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
*Re-post this if you believe that laws against gay marriage are just plain stupid.