Drunk as Hell
Fred's Free Drink for "Young Professionals" = Amazing
I'm [insert title here] right now. (You wouldn't believe how long it took me to find the square brackets).
Luckily, I have friend that can escort me to my ghetto/home.
Not looking forward to the epic headache I'll have come morning time.
It's nice to have a drunken post now and again, isn't it?
/public drunken-ness
PS, the forward slash is borrowed from HTML, were you end all "tags" like so: ...means "end of a link tag"....look it up.