Dec 22, 2004 19:32
Well...I figure now's as good a time as any to post my Loooooong list of "quotes of the year". I've decided to make them by theme/location heard. Sports, School, With Friends or Movies . Those are all the categories addressed today. Without further ado...these are the "Quotes/Verbal Exchanges of the Year!" (There are a lot.)
SPORTS
"You see here, he’ll hit a triple to right field, and according to the instructions, if he goes three bases, and all three bases were occupied…Count them…1, 2, 3 runs score." -Stuart Scott from Sportscenter
"Please be sure that the football is fully secured and that your head is in the upright and visual position."
-Chris Burhman
" Prior to the snap, illegal Snap, on the offense…"
-Ed Hocculli...NFL Referee
"Apparently he left his thinking cap in the dugout"
-Stuart Scott from Sportscenter
“9:49 now in Atlanta. 6:49 in Arizona. And, the 2-2 to Perez…”
“Yes!”
“Swing and a miss and Randy Johnson at 40 years young has thrown a perfect game-the seventh in National League history!” -Thom Brenneman and Mark Grace...D-back Broadcast
"Was that Todd Walsh? Was that Big Todd Walsh duckin’ out of the way on that ball? Yes it was! That was Big Todd Walsh! Oh! He’s mine! Todd Walsh is mine!”
-Mark Grace...D-back Broadcast
"Oh! It’s in the air! It’s deep to right field! And Alan Zinter has homered to give the Diamondbacks the win! What a great feel good story that is!”
-Thom Brenneman...D-back Broadcast
"And…I don’t know what that was. What the heck is going on? I think Webb just crossed himself up! He went into his windup and then didn’t throw the ball! Well, he fooled the hitter though. Vasquez actually SWUNG at that lack of a pitch. Is that a strike?” -Mark Grace...D-back broadcast
"You couldn't sell the Diamondbacks if they were in a vending machine" -Ryan Nielsen..."friend"
"He stands behind the line there and, they’ll give you three points if you do that"
"Every Time?"
"Every Time"
-Stuart Scott and Dan Patricks from Sportscenter
SCHOOL
"I wanna be YOUR drill instructor!" -Josh Ver Halen...ME
"My instrument is augmented" -Trevor Hanson..."friend"
"An island with land on two sides!"
-Michael Dugger..."guy I know"
"Calculators just help get the wrong answer faster!"
-Keith Gibalski...Algebra teacher
"There he lived until he died" -Brian Wong..."friend"
"Holy sht this poem is long!" -Brian Wong..."friend"
"I'm trying to de-virginize Kubo!"
-Dianna Holgate...True Friend
"Hurricaney and Gross!" -Whitney Ksiazek...Friend
"You cannot manufacture less than nothing!"
-Keith Gibalski...Algebra teacher
"I promise you...one billion is greater than -4"
-Keith Gibalski...Algebra teacher
"You got one wrong!"
"No I didn’t!"
"Yes you did"
"No"
"Yes"
"We’re in Bass Clef"
"NO!"
-John Anzelmo and Josh Ver Halen...Music Theory Teacher & Me
"Josh, what is this?"
"It’s an “M” Mr. A!"
"No Sht Sherlock!"
-John Anzelmo and Josh Ver Halen...Music Theory Teacher & Me
FRIENDS
"Dude, you wanna go get somethin' to eat?"
"Heck yeah! Let me just finish eatin'!"
-Curtis Pritz (Mayfield) and Josh Ver Halen...Friend and Me
"Damn Cece, what do you know?"
"I dunno"
-Josh Ver Halen and Cece Denno...Myself and Friend
"Shit! I just got burned by that dish!"
Curtis Pritz...Friend
"You know…Bramble is like an empty pencil, needs to be pumped full of lead."
-Josh Ver Halen...ME
MOVIES
"Those frequent flyers among us will notice we're experiencing some slight turbelence this morning!"
-AJ from Flight of the Phoenix
"So...we lost the aerial."
"The aeiral for the communication system?"
"No. The one for the sattelite TV!"
AJ and Passenger from Flight of the Phoenix
"None of this leaves the cave!"
-From Without a Paddle
"Sit. Stay. SHIT! No!"
-Adam Sandler from 50 First Dates
"Scotty Doesn't Know!"
-Recurring theme from Eurotrip
"Oh here's an interesting fact, YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!"
-From Eurotrip
This is the final list for the year 2004. If your quote did not make the list...well it sucks to be you honestly. Those are the quotes I have chosen out of the many thousands I have written down for Quote of the Day or Call of the Day, or any other quote feature I do. Those are the ones I chose and I'm sticking by them. PEACE!
-Josh