when u leave lawwell alone it gets crazy
A typical Saturday in the life of lawwell, I THINK NOT!!! hehe
I woke up at 11 oclock, the longest i have woken up in over 4 months. I woke up n ot by my alarm clock but by the call of Schrome. He called ot tell me that him chubbs and P^2 were ballin up out on masonic. Being that i was full of energy and my shelby was at work, i said sure why not. Little did i know that this small and simple decision would lead me onto a day of crazy and wild mishapped adventures.
I walk outside to leave and i see my dad out by the trailer. I walk over ot him and he gives me some tender father advise. "Joel everyhting you work for in lfie is worth havign and sharing with otehrs as long as you dont get fucked over int he process. Now go pick up the dog shit and be sure to get the ones form behind the garage. And I went into the garbage bag and i wanna know why these dead burds are in the garbage bag, and this one is fucking decapitated." I just simply ignored the last statement, cleaned up the shit, washed my hadns and left on my marry way to meet the guys.
I arrive at the bball court and find them shooting aroudn like a punch of little pricks. I arrive and park half way on each pakring lot in handycapt spots. I get out of the car and og over to the song like hums of "LAWWELLL!!!!!" we shoot for teams and adn the first came was me and chubbs vs phe and shcrome. I was a beast under the boards with chubbs hiting the threes. I wa ssuch a beast that the injuries startee rolling in. Schroem got speared int eh sotmach and phe rolled his ankle. Chubbs got a hang nail and we had to put him on IR but was soon taken off. 2nd game was me and the injured phe versus schorme and chubbs. Now this one was a challnege due ot schrome is a crazy mother fucker and chubbs has a mean three pointer. But u cant stop phe up top and lawwell working the boards letting us win by 3. We attmepted a 3rd game but phe weas out of energy and covered in bird seed, schroem had to go to a grad party(sit aorudn and by whipped by the kinky marchella) and chubbs had to go paint a garage with mario. Phe got pissed and peeled out of the grade shcool aprking lot while going just short of 45 miles per hour in reverse. I just pulled out straight into the 2nd parking lot i was parked in and went home. I got a call form my mom and she said she stopped at a garage sale and got some mugs.
I arrived hoem and saw my sister for abit cuz she leaves tomorrow to go back to kallamazzoo. My mom showed me her mugs and they were really pretty. I tried to accomplish something buu all i could do was make a cheese omlette(it was good) and play some video games. I talekd ot my firend SHell for a bit because she was broed to and she told me that the new hollister was sweet and i shoudl go to it sometime(God she loves shopping) My dad left for work and my mom and sis went to a grad party out on selfridge air space. I coudlnt find anyhitng to do since shelby was at work and I had hardly any energy. SO i went to bed and took a nap. It was now around 2:15
I had a weird ass dream. I dreamt i was at a banquet hall with all of the seniors that woudl ahve been on the Notre Dame football tema next year. We were all tlakign and laughing on what we woudl have done next year. And then we all got awards of excellence and we all hugged each other and said one final goodbye to each other. I woke up wiht tears in my eyes. As i awoke i looked at the clock and realized i had slept for 3 hours. It was now 5:30
I had the craving for an oreo blizzard so i went ot dairy queen and got and and came home. I looked on line and shelby still hadnt logged on so i decided to call her instead. Her mom answers the phone and i hear a scream from the background wiht my initial thoguths being "O lord". As i get shleby ont he phone im liek hi what u up to and she says nothign im really bored. SO im liek me too do you wanna hang out and she is liek are you kidding me, NO! but we can still talk on the phone if u want to. But at this point i really didnt feel liek talkgin on the phone so i said bye and i hung up. SO wihtou the girlfriend to hang otu with i needed to contact the fellas I went online and started iming and callign all of the guys. None of them wanted to do shit so i put up an away message sayign that all of them are gay. Then Jnn gave me a call back sayign that Derek was having aparty later tonight and to stop by. I ptu it on my to do list and sat around a bit more.
I wen toutside to shoot some hoops but came to realize that all of my balls are flat and i dont have an air pump. So i went to sports authority and baught an air pump (my mom alter btiched at my for buying it at sports authority instead of at meijers where i could have gotten it a dollar cheaper.!!!) The i started driving hoem via gratiot to 11 mile. Wehn ic ame ot 11 miel tho there were a shit load of cops otuside a hosue and made me take this weird ass detour which i go tlost on abotu 5 tiems and ended up somewhere on frazoha nd gratiot and i was like WTF. i finally amde it mack to little mack and decided, "hey if im all alone tonight why dont i get a movie." SO i went into famiyl video and this little kid came in in a de la salle t shrit and im like behodl the future. then he walks up to his little brother and is "what do u think ur doing u little retard u came running in here with no one wathcing you you dumb ass." the only thign i coudl thing to myself was awee total de la salle class at its finest.
I ended up renting the matrix because it was a mvoie i have wanted to see for a long time and shelby refuses to watch it wiht me. But since she isnt aorund for the night i got it for myself. I come home to shelby complaining to me abotu hwo i caleld all of my friends gay and if i really wanted to hang otu with her i could. I looked at the movie and i looekd at teh screen. I picked movie. So i told her nah maybe tomorrow we can hang out. I put the movie in my dvd player and started watching it whiel i pumped up my football with my new air pump. It was a great movie and full of magical twists, such as this story i am typing right now. Shelby tried iming me and talking to me online, but i was too engroced in the movie that i only typed back half ass and blew her off a lot because i was caring more about the movie then i was her at the moment (sorry hun but the truth hurts.) Then the movie was over and shelby was in bed. Jon called me to remind me of derricks party which i had totally forgotten about.
I decided to leave the safetyness of my house and head otu to this party and see what happens. As i arrive ther there were a ton of cars and i thoguth to myself which hosue is it, Then i heard a scream comign form one of the hosues and i knew that was the hosue it was at. (call it jedi instinct) SO iw alk in there and there are a shit load of ppl id ont even know. I finally fidn jon and he starts walking me through the house andi see dereks dad so we tlak to him for a bit and this one guy goes HOLY FUCK UR BIG SON OF A BITCH. then he started fealing my muscles and grabbing me and started asking what sports i play and stuff. I told him footballa nd he wea like here lets see what u got. So he gotu coruched down and so did i. and i tappe dhim and he is liek come on hit me harder. so i did and i accidently knowcked him over and lamost down the stairs. RIck came up for a second and told me to calm down. Mandi and angie came up to an i have neevr ealized how much they looked aliek and mandi has gotten a lil taller since the laast time i saw her. then iwent downstairs and talked to kim and jon for a bit. They were hanging out and jon was bribbing her with gummi worms. Then we all went outside and that guy saw me again so he grabbed my muscles again and we had another repeat. I managed to escape and went to find jon because i heard he needed a ride home. I foudn him and kim arguin a bit so i said fuck it and came home.
I sat and watched the special features of teh Matrix and tried ot go to sleep. Sat and watched a part of howard stern while jon wcalled asking if i left and i told him ya then he hugn up. I laye din my bed thinkign of stuff liek i had een ana ss to shleby today and how im gonna miss all of my old firends next year and etc. I was about to fall asleep when kim gave me a ring at about 2 A.M. and apologized for everything and i told ehr no prob and not to worry about it. She said thx and told me i was a great friend. I hugn up with her and slowly began to fall asleep and thoguth abotu shelby and how i did miss her a bit today and at leat i get to see her tomorrow. With this weird day of adventures behind me finally drifted to bed
The end.
I would liek to thank Elizabaeth, because youa re indeed my source if inspiraiton lol and allowed me to sit here and type all of this which most ppl wont even read yet it felt good
I woudl liek to thank all of ym friends for beign with em and allowing me to have such experiences with u that i can write abotu all of it
I wanna thank shelby and i love u you stukit!!!!
And i wanna thank my dad for all of hsi loveing advise and may he have a blseed fatehrs day
HAPPY FATHERS DAY DAD
bye now!!
I woke up at 11 oclock, the longest i have woken up in over 4 months. I woke up n ot by my alarm clock but by the call of Schrome. He called ot tell me that him chubbs and P^2 were ballin up out on masonic. Being that i was full of energy and my shelby was at work, i said sure why not. Little did i know that this small and simple decision would lead me onto a day of crazy and wild mishapped adventures.
I walk outside to leave and i see my dad out by the trailer. I walk over ot him and he gives me some tender father advise. "Joel everyhting you work for in lfie is worth havign and sharing with otehrs as long as you dont get fucked over int he process. Now go pick up the dog shit and be sure to get the ones form behind the garage. And I went into the garbage bag and i wanna know why these dead burds are in the garbage bag, and this one is fucking decapitated." I just simply ignored the last statement, cleaned up the shit, washed my hadns and left on my marry way to meet the guys.
I arrive at the bball court and find them shooting aroudn like a punch of little pricks. I arrive and park half way on each pakring lot in handycapt spots. I get out of the car and og over to the song like hums of "LAWWELLL!!!!!" we shoot for teams and adn the first came was me and chubbs vs phe and shcrome. I was a beast under the boards with chubbs hiting the threes. I wa ssuch a beast that the injuries startee rolling in. Schroem got speared int eh sotmach and phe rolled his ankle. Chubbs got a hang nail and we had to put him on IR but was soon taken off. 2nd game was me and the injured phe versus schorme and chubbs. Now this one was a challnege due ot schrome is a crazy mother fucker and chubbs has a mean three pointer. But u cant stop phe up top and lawwell working the boards letting us win by 3. We attmepted a 3rd game but phe weas out of energy and covered in bird seed, schroem had to go to a grad party(sit aorudn and by whipped by the kinky marchella) and chubbs had to go paint a garage with mario. Phe got pissed and peeled out of the grade shcool aprking lot while going just short of 45 miles per hour in reverse. I just pulled out straight into the 2nd parking lot i was parked in and went home. I got a call form my mom and she said she stopped at a garage sale and got some mugs.
I arrived hoem and saw my sister for abit cuz she leaves tomorrow to go back to kallamazzoo. My mom showed me her mugs and they were really pretty. I tried to accomplish something buu all i could do was make a cheese omlette(it was good) and play some video games. I talekd ot my firend SHell for a bit because she was broed to and she told me that the new hollister was sweet and i shoudl go to it sometime(God she loves shopping) My dad left for work and my mom and sis went to a grad party out on selfridge air space. I coudlnt find anyhitng to do since shelby was at work and I had hardly any energy. SO i went to bed and took a nap. It was now around 2:15
I had a weird ass dream. I dreamt i was at a banquet hall with all of the seniors that woudl ahve been on the Notre Dame football tema next year. We were all tlakign and laughing on what we woudl have done next year. And then we all got awards of excellence and we all hugged each other and said one final goodbye to each other. I woke up wiht tears in my eyes. As i awoke i looked at the clock and realized i had slept for 3 hours. It was now 5:30
I had the craving for an oreo blizzard so i went ot dairy queen and got and and came home. I looked on line and shelby still hadnt logged on so i decided to call her instead. Her mom answers the phone and i hear a scream from the background wiht my initial thoguths being "O lord". As i get shleby ont he phone im liek hi what u up to and she says nothign im really bored. SO im liek me too do you wanna hang out and she is liek are you kidding me, NO! but we can still talk on the phone if u want to. But at this point i really didnt feel liek talkgin on the phone so i said bye and i hung up. SO wihtou the girlfriend to hang otu with i needed to contact the fellas I went online and started iming and callign all of the guys. None of them wanted to do shit so i put up an away message sayign that all of them are gay. Then Jnn gave me a call back sayign that Derek was having aparty later tonight and to stop by. I ptu it on my to do list and sat around a bit more.
I wen toutside to shoot some hoops but came to realize that all of my balls are flat and i dont have an air pump. So i went to sports authority and baught an air pump (my mom alter btiched at my for buying it at sports authority instead of at meijers where i could have gotten it a dollar cheaper.!!!) The i started driving hoem via gratiot to 11 mile. Wehn ic ame ot 11 miel tho there were a shit load of cops otuside a hosue and made me take this weird ass detour which i go tlost on abotu 5 tiems and ended up somewhere on frazoha nd gratiot and i was like WTF. i finally amde it mack to little mack and decided, "hey if im all alone tonight why dont i get a movie." SO i went into famiyl video and this little kid came in in a de la salle t shrit and im like behodl the future. then he walks up to his little brother and is "what do u think ur doing u little retard u came running in here with no one wathcing you you dumb ass." the only thign i coudl thing to myself was awee total de la salle class at its finest.
I ended up renting the matrix because it was a mvoie i have wanted to see for a long time and shelby refuses to watch it wiht me. But since she isnt aorund for the night i got it for myself. I come home to shelby complaining to me abotu hwo i caleld all of my friends gay and if i really wanted to hang otu with her i could. I looked at the movie and i looekd at teh screen. I picked movie. So i told her nah maybe tomorrow we can hang out. I put the movie in my dvd player and started watching it whiel i pumped up my football with my new air pump. It was a great movie and full of magical twists, such as this story i am typing right now. Shelby tried iming me and talking to me online, but i was too engroced in the movie that i only typed back half ass and blew her off a lot because i was caring more about the movie then i was her at the moment (sorry hun but the truth hurts.) Then the movie was over and shelby was in bed. Jon called me to remind me of derricks party which i had totally forgotten about.
I decided to leave the safetyness of my house and head otu to this party and see what happens. As i arrive ther there were a ton of cars and i thoguth to myself which hosue is it, Then i heard a scream comign form one of the hosues and i knew that was the hosue it was at. (call it jedi instinct) SO iw alk in there and there are a shit load of ppl id ont even know. I finally fidn jon and he starts walking me through the house andi see dereks dad so we tlak to him for a bit and this one guy goes HOLY FUCK UR BIG SON OF A BITCH. then he started fealing my muscles and grabbing me and started asking what sports i play and stuff. I told him footballa nd he wea like here lets see what u got. So he gotu coruched down and so did i. and i tappe dhim and he is liek come on hit me harder. so i did and i accidently knowcked him over and lamost down the stairs. RIck came up for a second and told me to calm down. Mandi and angie came up to an i have neevr ealized how much they looked aliek and mandi has gotten a lil taller since the laast time i saw her. then iwent downstairs and talked to kim and jon for a bit. They were hanging out and jon was bribbing her with gummi worms. Then we all went outside and that guy saw me again so he grabbed my muscles again and we had another repeat. I managed to escape and went to find jon because i heard he needed a ride home. I foudn him and kim arguin a bit so i said fuck it and came home.
I sat and watched the special features of teh Matrix and tried ot go to sleep. Sat and watched a part of howard stern while jon wcalled asking if i left and i told him ya then he hugn up. I laye din my bed thinkign of stuff liek i had een ana ss to shleby today and how im gonna miss all of my old firends next year and etc. I was about to fall asleep when kim gave me a ring at about 2 A.M. and apologized for everything and i told ehr no prob and not to worry about it. She said thx and told me i was a great friend. I hugn up with her and slowly began to fall asleep and thoguth abotu shelby and how i did miss her a bit today and at leat i get to see her tomorrow. With this weird day of adventures behind me finally drifted to bed
The end.
I would liek to thank Elizabaeth, because youa re indeed my source if inspiraiton lol and allowed me to sit here and type all of this which most ppl wont even read yet it felt good
I woudl liek to thank all of ym friends for beign with em and allowing me to have such experiences with u that i can write abotu all of it
I wanna thank shelby and i love u you stukit!!!!
And i wanna thank my dad for all of hsi loveing advise and may he have a blseed fatehrs day
HAPPY FATHERS DAY DAD
bye now!!