My break is about to end, I'm soaked and miserable (don't ask), so this is gonna be really brief. As in, here are this week's reviews:
ARISTOCRATS, THE (opens 7/29 in NY/LA and 8/12 everywhere) - raunchiest movie without any visual sex or nudity ever made!
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY - it's acceptable, but no Willy Wonka.
WEDDING CRASHERS - puerile, dumbed-down trash