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Character: Anise Tatlin
Series: Tales of the Abyss
Character Age: 13
Canon: Tales of the Abyss involves the world of Auldrant, it's destined path as foretold by the Score. The heir of the Score is this world's version of the Church, the Order of Lorelai. But really, this game is about Luke Fon Fabre's story of discovery and ass-kicking. Along this journey, he encounters Anise Tatlin, a cute little girl with a cute little dolly. She (and her dolly) are also very capable ass-kickers.
Anise is part of the Order of Lorelai, and takes her current job of Fon Master Guardian very seriously! Almost as seriously as she takes money. Anise loves ♥ money. ♥ She's very much a golddigger, into finding money, scamming money, marrying into money, and making sure she (and her family) don't get scammed. (It happens more than you think.) She doesn't mind scamming her friends too much - after all, anything's worth a try.
Anise's default state is to project the image of a cute girl (complete with hearts!), but get on her bad side, and you'll be subject to a sharp, sarcastic tongue. She doesn't have problems making threats, as she's capable of making good on them, and she's not above name calling in certain situations. Friends are fair game for mockery, though strangers are better, just because it's more fun that way. However, she really does care about her friends and family, and in the end, does what she can to protect them.
Sample Post:
Lady Director ♥ It was very nice of you to invite me to your lovely resort! The spooky theme is really... unique, if I do say so myself! I want to thank you, because the room service was... well, okay, the lake was quite... um.
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Okay, I don't think I can go on with this any longer than I already have. I know a scam when I see one. Wanna know why? Because I, Anise Tatlin, am the queen of -- scam detecting. I bet you weren't expecting that one. Heh. Stop looking at me like that. I got here expecting seven days, six nights of deluxe accommodations, and walking distance from all amenities! Well. First point - deluxe accommodations. A rock would be more comfortable than the bed I was given when I got here. I'm no princess, but I need my beauty sleep. It takes a lot to keep this face so gorgeous, you know? I heard that, you stupid birds. Boo! I bet you'd make really pretty quills. Think about that, why don't you?
Next, your staff. They leave a lot to be desired. Room service takes too long, and you'd almost think they were going out and killing the meal as I order it. That could be a selling point, but come on! After thirty minutes, it should be free. I'm a customer! To continue! The bellhops are unattractive! Now, I get that they're made up to match the resort's theme, but honestly, you come to a place like this for the scenery. I'd figure you'd leave them at least moderately good-looking. I can appreciate a cute guy ♥, even if they're not my type, or even in my league. Now, these guys aren't in my league, because they really ought to be, oh, 20,000 leagues under, if you get my drift. I think even 6 feet under is fine too. On a more practical note, they have no fingers, and it makes it hard for them to actually carry my bags. On the good side, there's less of a chance they'll steal my stuff. They've already got their five finger discount.
Third - amenities go where? I shouldn't have to say anything else, but I'll elaborate for you. One, too many tacky souvenirs at the gift shop. Two, your hot springs need better maintenance. It's either walrus shaped mold, or a walrus infestation. You might want to get that checked out by a medical professional. Three, the Talking Bird exhibit is possibly the worst thing ever. I mean, they're cute, but that's all they've got going for them. If I hear one word out of you guys, why, I don't even know where I'd start. That's a promise~ ♪
I could go on, but I'll leave it on this note - the lake. I paid for a lake-view, and this, my friends, is definitely not a lake-view. The window is facing the wrong direction! Part of the attraction of this place was the Magical Glowing Lake! Yeah, yeah, it illuminates the entire camp at night, but not being able to see it from my window is just a rip off. I demand fair compensation! Also, this room was supposed to be non-smoking - the fire in the bathtub means you're lying. The reception staff is full of lying bastards.
This is more like a five-skull resort if I ever saw one. Why, I'd never come back here, or even tell my friends anything good about it... Oh, another week? for free? Anise wins again! ♥
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