TMI

May 24, 2004 14:14

Hey you.

Yes. You. Are you male? Hell, are you human? Then listen up.

One week a month, I'm going to be somewhat less understanding or forgiving than my normal self. My fuse is shorter. I don't particularly pay attention to the tone in my voice, or over email, or over AIM. Ammend that. I try to pay attention. I don't particularly always succeed. If I manage to confuse you during this time frame, I'll be very sorry about it - when the week is up. If you are someone who claims to even remotely care about me, I expect you to understand. If you're male, fake it. In modern times of corporate jobs and increasingly expanding technology, tilling the Earth doesn't seem to be half as bloody painful, annoying, and inconvenient as our punishment for the apple.

In short, I despise being hormonal. I especially hate being hormonal when I know I'm being hormonal. So I will be grateful for patience and at least the pretense of understanding.

Around the end of this week, that is.
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