Mar 18, 2005 14:10
Hey kids. *ouch my fucking leg hurts...i'll digress in a lil* Fucking ogt's are OVERR!!!thank the sweet lord for that one. That was well over ten hours of my life wasted on a test that is totally retarded. But at least I'm not the only one in the damned world that had to take it.
So my school had this thing for kids who made it to school, and took the test all 5 days. It was a pizza party. And me being one of the select few that got to eat said pizza, i got my fill. But the people that were dishing it out were being total dooche-bags to the others kids that i know have very plausible reasons for not taking the test, and not ginving them at least a drink of pop, or a slice of the pizza. So I played a little Robin Hood, and took from the bithes, and gave to the poor. I took a whole box of pizza and took it up to the gym were a lot of hungry kids were playing mattball. I gave away the entire pizza to as many kids as I could. Then the principal (who paid for half of the pizzas) came up and told me he could take me to jail for thievin the pie, so I planly told him, "These kids are hungry, the people down stairs are being bitches, and Hell, you didn't give us a limit on how many pieces I could have...am I right?" and he just turned around and walked out. I am the king...
OH!! and to tell you why my leg hurts. I had to be a clutz on the way out of the cafeteria with the pizza, and fell UP the stairs and macked my shin on the step. It hurt like hell, and much cussing,swearing, and just plain up sayin "fuck" as every other word in a sentence. SO yea.
I think I will be going now. Have fun kiddies. P.S. Ciggarettes are damn good.
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