(072) ★ A Unicorn For The Brat [Filtered From Chibi-Usa | Voice]

[themoonuplifts]

Albert!  Albert!  I need to borrow your horse.  You'll let me borrow your horse, right?

And.  I need someone to fashion a beautiful horn.  Long, and pointy and pretty!  Can someone do that for me?  I'd pay you with a great amount of love!

[...It's pretty easy to put two and two together.]

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[7bladesword]

[Hear this? This is the closest sound to No-ah laughing you will ever hear.

He gets it.]

[themoonuplifts]

[She does hear that]

Hmm?

[7bladesword]

[Please hold while he settles back down.]

A unicorn? [Not like he wouldn't try the same thing for his little sister.]

[themoonuplifts]

Mm! Yep! For Chibi-Usa!

[7bladesword]

...Sister?

[themoonuplifts]

Uh. She's kind of my... [there's a moment of hesitation], yeah, let's go with little sister.

[7bladesword]

[Pause...huh.] You're to young to be a mother.

[themoonuplifts]

O-Of course I'm too young to be a mother! [it doesn't stop the fact that she sort of is but the kid doesn't know about it which makes it frustrating all to hell.]

[7bladesword]

You don't sound sure that she's your sister though...

[themoonuplifts]

I guess I could say she's my cousin. That would be a lot easier to explain to people, I think.