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(072) ★ A Unicorn For The Brat [Filtered From Chibi-Usa | Voice]

Jun 22, 2010 21:40

Albert! Albert! I need to borrow your horse. You'll let me borrow your horse, right?

And. I need someone to fashion a beautiful horn. Long, and pointy and pretty! Can someone do that for me? I'd pay you with a great amount of love!

[...It's pretty easy to put two and two together.]

voiced, filtered from: chibi-usa, a unicorn for the brat, (072), uuuunniiccoooorrrnn!

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[Voice / same filter] fortunefail June 23 2010, 08:33:16 UTC

[Coming from a world where unicorns actually existed and their horns have magical healing powers... Yes, Yuan put two and two together. Poor Astrid.]

I can't help but feel this sounds an awful lot like animal cruelty.

[Voice / same filter] themoonuplifts June 23 2010, 15:48:43 UTC

Don't say something like that! I'd never be cruel to an animal!

[Voice / same filter] fortunefail June 23 2010, 15:55:37 UTC

Then, what will you do if Albert's horse refuses to cooperate?

[Voice / same filter] themoonuplifts June 23 2010, 20:15:44 UTC

Winry said something about making a rocking horse or something like that! I'll get her a unicorn, even if it ends up a toy one!

[Voice / same filter] fortunefail June 23 2010, 20:21:51 UTC

Something tells me a toy would be more appropriate.

[Voice / same filter] themoonuplifts June 23 2010, 20:24:48 UTC

But a 'real' one would be cooler!

[Voice / same filter] fortunefail June 23 2010, 20:28:02 UTC

You do realize that she will expect to keep a present, don't you?

[That poor little girl's hopes will be crushed when Albert arrives on the scene to take his horse back.]

[Voice / same filter] themoonuplifts June 23 2010, 20:50:48 UTC

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I-I'll be sure to mention she can't keep it...

[Voice / same filter] fortunefail June 23 2010, 21:07:41 UTC

I may not know much about children, but I sincerely doubt she'll want to return a birthday present. Especially when it's a live animal.

[Voice / same filter] themoonuplifts June 24 2010, 01:36:43 UTC

I guess that's... Well... [don't be right. she thought it'd be an awesome plan] What if I told her that it was her chance to see it that was her present, not the animal itself?

[Voice / same filter] fortunefail June 24 2010, 16:41:27 UTC

That idea is even more atrocious.

[Voice / same filter] themoonuplifts June 25 2010, 01:20:22 UTC

Ooh. Albert mentioned having Astrid seen from afar because unicorns are mysterious. Does that sound better?

[Voice / same filter] fortunefail June 25 2010, 13:51:07 UTC

It doesn't solve the problem. Children need presents they can hold. Things they can keep and play with until they eventually grow bored and discard it.

[Usagi, you just know you're a bad mother when you're being lectured on children by Yuan, of all people.]

[Voice / same filter] themoonuplifts June 26 2010, 14:40:42 UTC

H-Hey! I know that! I was going to get her something else, too! I just thought she'd like to see a unicorn.

[Voice / same filter] fortunefail June 27 2010, 11:35:37 UTC

Hm... If you say so. Let me know how this works out.

[Voice / same filter] themoonuplifts June 28 2010, 19:17:31 UTC

Will do! And it'll work out amazingly, just so you know.

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