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"We arrived in Melaka (Malacca) to the usual fanfare of bellowing touts, looking to take us here or there for an exorbitant fee. We muddled our way into town and began a long search for a guest house with a vacancy. We went to several cool old converted Peranakan homes, but came up empty handed. Finally, we found a vacancy at the Majestic Hotel, a cool old place with even a sitting-lobby with slow-turning ceiling fans. We were pretty tired after struggling against KL all morning, but managed to drag ourselves out and into the centre of town. This after erupting in joy at the fact that we were waited on by a midget hotel porter."
"Eggs In America
Take one German software salesman enamored with the Hollywood dream factory who comes to Los Angeles for a trade show; add in a mixture of off-beat characters, an egocentric director just out of rehab and his self-centered Russian socialite wife, a crafty Korean donut lady, a depressed paranoid cop, Zulus, pygmies, a German oom-pah band, Corsican goat-herds, Arabs, a psycho skin-head, an acerbic midget hotel desk clerk, Walter “the egg-man,” and a rubber-duckie; cook slowly with a beautiful German nanny in love with our hero; and you end up with a fish-out-of-water romantic comedy."
"DESK CLERK (O.S.)
Keep your pants on. What'dya
want?
The girls look behind them, nobody. Behind the bars?
Still nobody. What the hell?
DESK CLERK (O.S.)
I don't got all day.
PARKER
(uh...)
We need a room... with a shower.
Just for an hour.
There's the sound of something SCRAPING across the floor
and then the MIDGET HOTEL CLERK appears behind the
counter. Now he's standing on a STOOL and we don't know
what he was doing behind the counter."
- film script from New York Minute
Happiness (DVD)... A pedophile psychiatrist drugs his family so he can have sex with his son's friend. An overweight woman is raped by a midget bellhop, and then kills him. ...
"Eggs In America
Take one German software salesman enamored with the Hollywood dream factory who comes to Los Angeles for a trade show; add in a mixture of off-beat characters, an egocentric director just out of rehab and his self-centered Russian socialite wife, a crafty Korean donut lady, a depressed paranoid cop, Zulus, pygmies, a German oom-pah band, Corsican goat-herds, Arabs, a psycho skin-head, an acerbic midget hotel desk clerk, Walter “the egg-man,” and a rubber-duckie; cook slowly with a beautiful German nanny in love with our hero; and you end up with a fish-out-of-water romantic comedy."
"DESK CLERK (O.S.)
Keep your pants on. What'dya
want?
The girls look behind them, nobody. Behind the bars?
Still nobody. What the hell?
DESK CLERK (O.S.)
I don't got all day.
PARKER
(uh...)
We need a room... with a shower.
Just for an hour.
There's the sound of something SCRAPING across the floor
and then the MIDGET HOTEL CLERK appears behind the
counter. Now he's standing on a STOOL and we don't know
what he was doing behind the counter."
- film script from New York Minute
Happiness (DVD)... A pedophile psychiatrist drugs his family so he can have sex with his son's friend. An overweight woman is raped by a midget bellhop, and then kills him. ...